Captain's definitions

Juggalo/Juggalette

Just think of the name: Insane Clown Posse, fucking retarded.

wow, ICP is fucking retarded, I wish i could be fag!

by CAPTAIN May 13, 2005

strumpet

A woman prostitute.

Shut up, strumpet, just put it in your mouth.... ahh that's better.

by Captain June 26, 2003

fantozzi

a trumpeter that displays homosexual behavior and fingers his anus during masterbation

tom is a total fantozzi

by captain January 18, 2004

thrill

1. To cause to feel a sudden intense sensation; excite greatly.
2. To give great pleasure to; delight. See synonyms at enrapture.
3. To cause to quiver, tremble, or vibrate.

I was thrilled when I was able to get away from your mother, she's been stalking me for months!

by Captain June 26, 2003

gahsheeky

A bloody death, to be killed in a violent manner.

Piss off, or you'll be gasheekyed.

by Captain June 26, 2003

vhore

A virgin whore, a girl who is with a ton of different guys but doesn't sleep with any of them.

Tershia is a vhore

by Captain June 30, 2003

Benis

One's stomach, tummy, abdominal area

Urg, my benis hurts.
Dude, that fucker just punched me in the benis!
(pronounced bee-niss)

by Captain June 25, 2003