worm

a small program that damages a computer by deleting or corrupting a critical systems file. Unlike a virus, it will spread from one computer to the next of it's own accord without any user action

I just got the latest worm going around

by Capt. Capacitor January 14, 2005

death by 1000 rabid rat bites

the preferred punishment for the human refuse that creates malware

give that fool death by 1000 rabid rat bites

by Capt. Capacitor January 14, 2005

VX gas

a very nasty nerve agent, caues the body to go into muscular spasms breaking the back and seizures featured in the movieThe Rock

this is VX gas the istant you dont respect it you're dead

by Capt. capacitor April 21, 2004

uzi

an isralei made submachine gun chambered for a 9x19mm round. Has a straight detachable magazine that fits into the handle of the wepon, also has a metal foldable stock

the isralei army quelled the riot with their uzis and teargas

by Capt. capacitor April 21, 2004

sixty nining

the pracice of positioning oneself with one's partner so that both people have the other's genitalia in their mouths

they were sixty nining in the closet

by Capt. capacitor April 21, 2004

ass in a glass

an alcoholic drink mixed from whatever alcohol is on hand. Usually made by someone who is drunk already, this concoction usually tastes like "ass", hence the name.

Ass in a glass is the chop suey of the beverage world

by Capt. Capacitor May 24, 2006

dedrophiliac

A person who engages in sexual intercourse with trees and other plants

that guy is such a dedrophiliac

by Capt. Capacitor December 03, 2004