Definitions by Capt. capacitor

claret 

1. a type of red wine
2. also used to describe any thing with a dark red color such as blood

1. a nice claret would go with this
2. that wanker's claret got on me trousers

claret by Capt. capacitor April 20, 2004

uzi 

an isralei made submachine gun chambered for a 9x19mm round. Has a straight detachable magazine that fits into the handle of the wepon, also has a metal foldable stock

the isralei army quelled the riot with their uzis and teargas

uzi by Capt. capacitor April 20, 2004

VX gas 

a very nasty nerve agent, caues the body to go into muscular spasms breaking the back and seizures featured in the movieThe Rock

this is VX gas the istant you dont respect it you're dead

VX gas by Capt. capacitor April 20, 2004

EL wire 

(short for Electro Luminescent Wire)

A special type of wire that when electric current is run through it, it glows. comes in a variety of colors and is used in PC and car modding

my PC has a sweet glow form EL wire

EL wire by Capt. capacitor April 20, 2004

mustard gas 

a nasty chemical agent used by the Germans in WWI. Causes the victim's skin, eyes and lungs to burn, blood colects in the lungs causinng the vicitm to drown in it

the charging French were cut down all over no man's land by mustard gas shells

mustard gas by Capt. capacitor April 20, 2004

capcom 

1. NASA jargon for Capsule communications, voice radio link with spacecraft
2. a Japan- based videogame company

1. CAPCOM is go flight
2. Capcom's new game sucks out loud

capcom by Capt. capacitor April 20, 2004

sixty nining 

the pracice of positioning oneself with one's partner so that both people have the other's genitalia in their mouths

they were sixty nining in the closet

sixty nining by Capt. capacitor April 20, 2004