Capt. Swee Righ's definitions

Bird Wetting Session

A period of time in which a man gets his dick (bird) sucked (wet).

Derived from the concept of "Getting Your Bird Wet"

My girlfriend was on her period so we couldn't have sex but I still got a bird wetting session.

by Capt. Swee Righ April 7, 2010

VWV

Stands for "Vagina Wetting V-Neck" meaning a v-neck shirt that makes the wearer look so good, that whenever he comes into contact with a female, her vagina immediately gets wet.

I couldn't even get Annie to look at me until I put on my VWV. As soon as she saw it, she got so wet and then I banged her.

by Capt. Swee Righ April 8, 2010

Pitchin'

The concept of putting in a pinch of chewing tobacco.

Hand me my tin, I'm about to start pitchin'

by Capt. Swee Righ April 8, 2010