Stands for "Vagina Wetting V-Neck" meaning a v-neck shirt that makes the wearer look so good, that whenever he comes into contact with a female, her vagina immediately gets wet.
I couldn't even get Annie to look at me until I put on my VWV. As soon as she saw it, she got so wet and then I banged her.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'