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by cap September 2, 2019
Get the bonneting mug.1. n. Individuals who have lost all traces of actually individuality due to a mindless and unerring devotion to another individual or group's ideals and beliefs.
2. n. Those who scarf down any and all disinformation or propaganda that reinforces their mindless and baseless views, and treats such misinformation as fact.
3. n. Those who spread lies and misinformation--knowingly or unknowingly--in order to perpetuate the dogmatic beliefs which were formulated for them.
4. n. Those who cling to their beliefs even in the face of substancial evidence to the contrary.
Origin: Sheep + People = Sheeple
2. n. Those who scarf down any and all disinformation or propaganda that reinforces their mindless and baseless views, and treats such misinformation as fact.
3. n. Those who spread lies and misinformation--knowingly or unknowingly--in order to perpetuate the dogmatic beliefs which were formulated for them.
4. n. Those who cling to their beliefs even in the face of substancial evidence to the contrary.
Origin: Sheep + People = Sheeple
Sheeple: "John Kerry was actually a spy for the Viet-Cong, and that he shot himself to get those purple hearts!"
Other: "Where did you hear that?"
Sheeple: "It's all over the Internet, and I emailed the links to everyone so they would know the truth about John Kerry!"
Other: "Where is the evidence of this?"
Sheeple: "Osama Bin Laden wants Kerry to with the election... Kerry is pro-Al Queda!"
Other: "What?!"
Sheeple: "Kerry wants to make abortions mandidtory the first time you get pregnant, and pay for them with massive tax hikes!"
Other: "Um, you're kidding, right?"
Sheeple: "Master Rove is the light and the dark; the alpha and the omega..."
Other: "Where did you hear that?"
Sheeple: "It's all over the Internet, and I emailed the links to everyone so they would know the truth about John Kerry!"
Other: "Where is the evidence of this?"
Sheeple: "Osama Bin Laden wants Kerry to with the election... Kerry is pro-Al Queda!"
Other: "What?!"
Sheeple: "Kerry wants to make abortions mandidtory the first time you get pregnant, and pay for them with massive tax hikes!"
Other: "Um, you're kidding, right?"
Sheeple: "Master Rove is the light and the dark; the alpha and the omega..."
by Cap July 28, 2004
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by Cap July 1, 2004
Get the growlbacks mug.1. n. Professional woman of questionable moral fiber who dresses in business provocative attire. Proficient in distracting male coworkers with innuendo and inappropriate comment.
2. n. That woman at the office holiday party most likely to karaoke "I Will Survive" topless with the mic in one hand, and a whiskey sour in the other.
3. n. The woman who somehow manages to climb the corporate ladder in spite of a lack of trade skills or ability through the administration of fellatio (and/or cunnilingus) to upper management.
2. n. That woman at the office holiday party most likely to karaoke "I Will Survive" topless with the mic in one hand, and a whiskey sour in the other.
3. n. The woman who somehow manages to climb the corporate ladder in spite of a lack of trade skills or ability through the administration of fellatio (and/or cunnilingus) to upper management.
Becky the lead partner at the Chigaco office into the restroom at the Halloween party last week. She's quite the conslutant.
by Cap July 1, 2004
Get the conslutant mug.Professional or semi-professional attire used to provoke sexual arrousal or attention in the workplace.
by Cap July 1, 2004
Get the business provocative mug.1. adj. A state in which a multitude of arrows have pierced ones skin, usually shot from the mouth of a balding man with a large bulbus head.
2. v. To pierce ones skin with a multitude of arrows.
2. v. To pierce ones skin with a multitude of arrows.
by Cap July 1, 2004
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