Capital of Pennsylvania. Shitty one horse town with no plans to grow or develop culturally--no matter how much Mayor Reed and the pack of idiot Counsilmen claim they do.
Filled with the dregs of society whose only use in life is to serve the poor folks who have to go to that town to conduct state's business.
Populated with little kid punks (age ranging from 14 to 40) who wear their hats sideways, dress in oversized football jerseys, and drive their 1986 Tercels with the shiney rims to Eclipse or Dragonfly so they can "dance" with the skank whores from around central PA who can stick a bottle of Coors Light all the way down their throats and pull it back out empty.
And full of "G Money's" who make their living selling drugs and stealing, who don't see what a waste their lives are, but rather feel they are "representing, yo!"
Filled with the dregs of society whose only use in life is to serve the poor folks who have to go to that town to conduct state's business.
Populated with little kid punks (age ranging from 14 to 40) who wear their hats sideways, dress in oversized football jerseys, and drive their 1986 Tercels with the shiney rims to Eclipse or Dragonfly so they can "dance" with the skank whores from around central PA who can stick a bottle of Coors Light all the way down their throats and pull it back out empty.
And full of "G Money's" who make their living selling drugs and stealing, who don't see what a waste their lives are, but rather feel they are "representing, yo!"
by Cap July 02, 2004
ripcord: noun
During "doggy style" sex, the act of the male reaching down and yanking hair out from around the anus of his female partner in order to elicit a firm, involuntary clench from her vagina.
ripcord: verb
To yank a woman's anal hairs out during sex, particularly doggy style sex.
During "doggy style" sex, the act of the male reaching down and yanking hair out from around the anus of his female partner in order to elicit a firm, involuntary clench from her vagina.
ripcord: verb
To yank a woman's anal hairs out during sex, particularly doggy style sex.
by Cap April 20, 2006
1. v. To inject large amounts of cocaine and diet soft drinks.
2. v. To consume caffeinated beverages and illegal drugs--usually cocaine--for the purposes of physical and mental stimulation.
3. n. A coctail of diet soft drinks and cocaine meant to be consumed in cases of severe mental or physical lethargy.
2. v. To consume caffeinated beverages and illegal drugs--usually cocaine--for the purposes of physical and mental stimulation.
3. n. A coctail of diet soft drinks and cocaine meant to be consumed in cases of severe mental or physical lethargy.
If I didn't buenafe this morning, I'd have fallen asleep in the meeting!
I have a buenafe of diet Vanilla Coke and snow in my coffee mug.
I have a buenafe of diet Vanilla Coke and snow in my coffee mug.
by Cap July 02, 2004
1. n. Individuals who have lost all traces of actually individuality due to a mindless and unerring devotion to another individual or group's ideals and beliefs.
2. n. Those who scarf down any and all disinformation or propaganda that reinforces their mindless and baseless views, and treats such misinformation as fact.
3. n. Those who spread lies and misinformation--knowingly or unknowingly--in order to perpetuate the dogmatic beliefs which were formulated for them.
4. n. Those who cling to their beliefs even in the face of substancial evidence to the contrary.
Origin: Sheep + People = Sheeple
2. n. Those who scarf down any and all disinformation or propaganda that reinforces their mindless and baseless views, and treats such misinformation as fact.
3. n. Those who spread lies and misinformation--knowingly or unknowingly--in order to perpetuate the dogmatic beliefs which were formulated for them.
4. n. Those who cling to their beliefs even in the face of substancial evidence to the contrary.
Origin: Sheep + People = Sheeple
Sheeple: "John Kerry was actually a spy for the Viet-Cong, and that he shot himself to get those purple hearts!"
Other: "Where did you hear that?"
Sheeple: "It's all over the Internet, and I emailed the links to everyone so they would know the truth about John Kerry!"
Other: "Where is the evidence of this?"
Sheeple: "Osama Bin Laden wants Kerry to with the election... Kerry is pro-Al Queda!"
Other: "What?!"
Sheeple: "Kerry wants to make abortions mandidtory the first time you get pregnant, and pay for them with massive tax hikes!"
Other: "Um, you're kidding, right?"
Sheeple: "Master Rove is the light and the dark; the alpha and the omega..."
Other: "Where did you hear that?"
Sheeple: "It's all over the Internet, and I emailed the links to everyone so they would know the truth about John Kerry!"
Other: "Where is the evidence of this?"
Sheeple: "Osama Bin Laden wants Kerry to with the election... Kerry is pro-Al Queda!"
Other: "What?!"
Sheeple: "Kerry wants to make abortions mandidtory the first time you get pregnant, and pay for them with massive tax hikes!"
Other: "Um, you're kidding, right?"
Sheeple: "Master Rove is the light and the dark; the alpha and the omega..."
by Cap July 28, 2004
Professional or semi-professional attire used to provoke sexual arrousal or attention in the workplace.
by Cap July 01, 2004
The mascot of the junior highschool the Teen Girl Squad attends. Which is, by the way, the only junior high school I know of with a bottomless spirit pit.
by Cap July 01, 2004