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growlbacks

The mascot of the junior highschool the Teen Girl Squad attends. Which is, by the way, the only junior high school I know of with a bottomless spirit pit.
Go Growlbacks!
by Cap July 1, 2004
mugGet the growlbacksmug.

business provocative

Professional or semi-professional attire used to provoke sexual arrousal or attention in the workplace.
Sara's ruffle skirt is rather business provocative.
by Cap July 1, 2004
mugGet the business provocativemug.

conslutant

1. n. Professional woman of questionable moral fiber who dresses in business provocative attire. Proficient in distracting male coworkers with innuendo and inappropriate comment.

2. n. That woman at the office holiday party most likely to karaoke "I Will Survive" topless with the mic in one hand, and a whiskey sour in the other.

3. n. The woman who somehow manages to climb the corporate ladder in spite of a lack of trade skills or ability through the administration of fellatio (and/or cunnilingus) to upper management.
Becky the lead partner at the Chigaco office into the restroom at the Halloween party last week. She's quite the conslutant.
by Cap July 1, 2004
mugGet the conslutantmug.

arrowed

1. adj. A state in which a multitude of arrows have pierced ones skin, usually shot from the mouth of a balding man with a large bulbus head.

2. v. To pierce ones skin with a multitude of arrows.
1. adj. The Ugly One is arrowed.

2. v. The Ugly One has been arrowed.
by Cap July 1, 2004
mugGet the arrowedmug.

rim job

Oral-anal stimulation for the purpose of sexual gratification. Enjoyed by those who have tried it, feared by those who have not. Married couples typically overlook this in their foreplay.
Steve's getting married next week. He better get all the rim jobs he can now!
by Cap July 2, 2004
mugGet the rim jobmug.

powerband

1. n. The period in a persons life where sexual drive peaks. Usually between ages 16 and 21 in males, and between 28 and 32 in females.

2. n. A state of perpetual sexual arousal or excitement which causes a person to engage in a much sexual activity as possible.
Dude, that chick at the far end of the bar throwing back gin and tonics is definately in the powerband. She'd go home with any guy here!
by Cap July 2, 2004
mugGet the powerbandmug.

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