arrowed

1. adj. A state in which a multitude of arrows have pierced ones skin, usually shot from the mouth of a balding man with a large bulbus head.

2. v. To pierce ones skin with a multitude of arrows.

1. adj. The Ugly One is arrowed.

2. v. The Ugly One has been arrowed.

by Cap July 01, 2004

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rim job

Oral-anal stimulation for the purpose of sexual gratification. Enjoyed by those who have tried it, feared by those who have not. Married couples typically overlook this in their foreplay.

Steve's getting married next week. He better get all the rim jobs he can now!

by Cap July 02, 2004

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powerband

1. n. The period in a persons life where sexual drive peaks. Usually between ages 16 and 21 in males, and between 28 and 32 in females.

2. n. A state of perpetual sexual arousal or excitement which causes a person to engage in a much sexual activity as possible.

Dude, that chick at the far end of the bar throwing back gin and tonics is definately in the powerband. She'd go home with any guy here!

by Cap July 02, 2004

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Kiefsultant

1. n. Professional male of exceptional sexual prowess and appetite in the workplace. Marked by Kenneth Cole pinstripe suits, regular consumption of protein shakes during lunch hour, and the ability to "pull shorties" during happy hours. Typically having three or more romantic interludes per standard work week, the Kiefsultant's fingers will usually have a different scent on his fingers each Monday morning.

2. n. The guy at happy hour with the satin shirt and super shiny shoes who gets the hostess's phone number and then instead of calling her shows up three days later to finger bang her in his BMW behind the Bennigans.

Jack actually had sex with his supervisor and the little Croatian woman who vaccuums the floors in the same week! What a Kiefsultant!

by Cap July 01, 2004

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