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horse face

Look at that horse face over there. Looks like Hillary's spawn.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005
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Bonga Boonga man

1. An African person who lives in a tree or a grass shack, and who likes to dance around a campfire in the evening. To do this dance, he gets bare ass naked and stands with many other Bonga Boonga men in a ring around the fire. They all bend over, reach between their legs, and paddle themselves on the arse while they waddle around the fire chanting "Bonga Boonga Bonga Boonga Bonga Boonga."

2. An African who lives in USA and likes to dance to Bonga Boonga music in the evening. To do this dance, he wears a purple suit and jumps around like a monkey while the stereo goes "Bonga Boonga Bonga Boonga Bonga Boonga."
Mbele is a Bonga Boonga man in Chad. He has a cousin Cleon in Oakland who is also a Bonga Boonga man.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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Indian

A Native American. One of a noble race of people who live in North America.

White liberals say that it is racist to honor these people by naming sports teams after them. But, can you expect anything better from a while liberal?
Chief Wahoo is a wonderful Indian. I wear his picture with pride.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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loitering

What punks, creeps, Ace Boon Coons, and Pachuco boys can be found doing outside pool halls, liquor stores, and 7-Eleven stores. Loitering involves standing somewhat still, posing like a tough guy, spitting on the sidewalk, and (if you're an Ace Boon Coon) occasionally shouting "Sheee-IT!" or "MO FO!"

Proprietors of businesses post signs that say "NO LOITERING." These signs can be found at better pool halls, liquor stores, and 7-Elevens in all major cities. They do this because if anything is bad for business, it's a slime ball punk or nose-picking creep or a greasy haired Pachuco or a shit-ass Blood or fat slob Crip standing outside your establishment.
Hector collects lucrative entitlements from the liberals because one of his ancestors was a conquistador. With no work to go to, he spends his afternoons loitering outside Mack's Liquor Store.
by Cap'n Bullmoose October 11, 2007
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dangle dance

An impromptu dance performed by a gentleman with no pants on.
Mike dropped trou and did a dangle dance in front of the beauty salon.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005
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weem

Donald is such a weem.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2005
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Compass

A navigation device of ancient origin. It requires no batteries, but demands a reasonable amount of skill to use. With a compass, you can navigate through rough country to an unseen destination. It is most useful with a topographic map.
Millie used her compass to get to the ski hut.

Yuppies, Soccer Moms, and other sissies don't know how to use a compass. They need a GPS in their car just to get to work.
by Cap'n Bullmoose July 3, 2008
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