Homeless Person's Manditory Egression

The politically correct way of saying "Bum's Rush."
The Liberal Words for "Bum's Rush."
The forcible ejection from a saloon, performed on an objectionable person by a bouncer. It is done by grabbing the offender by the shirt collar and the belt, and pushing him out the door.

"I got the bum's rush from Finkbein's bar last night."
"Oh, you must never say 'bum's rush!' That will offend white liberals! Instead,you should say 'homeless person's manditory egression.'"

by Cap'n Bullmoose September 01, 2008

grunt

The sound made by a person while eating.

Hence, grunts are what you eat. Food.

Whoa, man, I'm hungry. I've got to grunt.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

fleabag

A cheap and rundown hotel.

Ermal and Billie Sue stayed in all the fleabags along Route 66.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005

Italian tuxedo

A man's white sleeveless undershirt.

Also commonly called an Italian dinner jacket or IDJ.

Johnny wore his Italian tuxedo when he applied for the new job.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

passing

When a guy of color dresses and talks like a Young Republican and eats baloney sandwiches on white bread, and all the local white paddies and ofays think that the guy is a white paddy.

Rastus changed his name to Robert, put on a grey suit and a red tie, stopped shuckin' and jivin', and bought a white Oldsmobile. He got the kink out of his hair and stopped drinking cheap malt liquor. Now he's passing down in Racine.

by Cap'n Bullmoose September 24, 2007

dooflap

A large, pendulous fur-covered appendage that hangs beneath the neck of a moose.

Bullregard the Moose has an 18-inch dooflap.

by Cap'n Bullmoose September 24, 2007

commode

A toilet. A terlit. A donnicker.

Hey, Janet, don't forget to flush the commode.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005