Cap'n Bullmoose's definitions
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
Get the bozomug. A type of automobile transmission used by old granny ladies, girlie girls, girlie men, and sissy boys.
You can spot cars with automatic transmissions as you drive on any road. The drivers step on the brakes for random cosmic events. If they see a fuzz, they step on the brakes. If they see a car pull up to a side street, they step on the brakes. If they come to an intersection, they step on the brakes. If they see a crow, they step on the brakes.
The repeated brake lights warn all stick shift drivers that a totally incompetent "driver" is operating the car.
You can spot cars with automatic transmissions as you drive on any road. The drivers step on the brakes for random cosmic events. If they see a fuzz, they step on the brakes. If they see a car pull up to a side street, they step on the brakes. If they come to an intersection, they step on the brakes. If they see a crow, they step on the brakes.
The repeated brake lights warn all stick shift drivers that a totally incompetent "driver" is operating the car.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2005
Get the automaticmug. A hand-held electronic device used by yuppie twits to draw attention and admiration to themselves at meetings. Although the device does little more than a notebook and pen, yuppies and soccer moms are very impressed by them.
Scrodney was the center of attention with her new PDA. All the yuppies were very excited about it, and Scrodney scored many points.
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 14, 2006
Get the PDAmug. by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
Get the salt water Mexicanmug. An exhibition of speed in Oakland, practiced by extremely stupid people with lots of mush in their mouths.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
Get the side showmug. A punctuation mark that stooges, idiots, morons, dorks, and ignorant people put in front of the letter "s" with amazing inconsistency.
The sign outside the fruit stand said "Grape's, Apple's, and Peache's."
Butch puts an apostrophe before every final "s" in a sentence. He writes "Mr's. Hennessey say's we should alway's warsh our hand's after we come in from reces's. Especially after you take a pis's.
Butch puts an apostrophe before every final "s" in a sentence. He writes "Mr's. Hennessey say's we should alway's warsh our hand's after we come in from reces's. Especially after you take a pis's.
by Cap'n Bullmoose October 9, 2007
Get the apostrophemug. A very hot pepper, such as a Scotch Bonnet or Habanero.
So called because the day after you eat too many of them, your coo burns. You get a Mexican heartburn.
A Portagee expression.
So called because the day after you eat too many of them, your coo burns. You get a Mexican heartburn.
A Portagee expression.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005
Get the coo burnermug.