Cap'n Bullmoose's definitions

Rat Fink

A goofy looking rat character designed by Ed "Big Daddy" Roth.

A show car designed by Ed "Big Daddy" Roth.

Big Daddy's Rat Fink car of 1963 was a kart driven by a Cadillac starter motor.

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 6, 2005

jock juice

1. What you get when you wring out a sweaty jock strap.

2. A sports beverage, such as Gator Ade.

At the end of the quarter, Jack drank some jock juice.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005

real George

Cool, fresh, outta sight. Very common in the early 1950s, about the same time as zorch and zorch cow.

Hey, that movie was real George.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

kybo

An outhouse.

A portable fiberglass commode.

This word arose early in the twentieth century, and is reputed to be an acronym for "Keep Your Bowels Open." The word is universal among Boy Scouts and RAGBRAI bicyclists in Iowa.

If you guys don't wise up, you'll have to clean the kybo.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 19, 2005

Sissy

A guy who gets out of the bathtub to take a leak.
A guy who takes his chew out before he eats.

Walden is a great big sissy. He steps into the can to scratch his arse.

by Cap'n Bullmoose July 3, 2008

Congestion Fee

A Congestion Fee is yet another tax scheme devised by limp-wristed liberals to crush the working poor. The liberals charge a Congestion Fee to drive a car on a designated roadway during certain hours. The liberals say that charging this fee will get people to stop driving and take public transportation. Of course, rich people and dual-income Yuppies don't mind paying the fee, because they have money coming out their arse. But the working poor and single-income families will be crushed by the fees.

Many large cities are considering charging a Congestion Fee to drive on busy streets during rush hours. The limp-wristed liberal mush wimps want to charge these fees to force the working poor to take public transportation. And of course, public transportation in many cities is filled with hip hop idiots playing their ghetto blasters and threatening honest citizens with bodily harm.

Congestion Fees are just like another liberal desire: 5-dollar-a-gallon gasoline. Rich fat cats and dual-income Yuppies don't mind it, but it smashes the working poor.

by Cap'n Bullmoose October 9, 2007

cigarette

A roll of stink weed rolled in paper, found in the mouth of a redneck, skank, monkey, idiot, wino, bum, or fool. It is the cause of ash tray breath.

A Camel butt.

Belinda thinks she smells good with a cigarette in her mouth.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 20, 2005