Definitions by Cap'n Bullmoose

Indian 

A Native American. One of a noble race of people who live in North America.

White liberals say that it is racist to honor these people by naming sports teams after them. But, can you expect anything better from a while liberal?

Chief Wahoo is a wonderful Indian. I wear his picture with pride.

Indian by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

shack 

A private fuzz cop hired by a railroad to toss bums off of moving freight trains.

In the Big Rock Candy Mountain,
There's a land that's fair and bright,
Where the handouts grow on bushes
And you sleep out every night.
The shacks all have to tip their hats and the railroad bulls are blind...

shack by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

bumf

Office paper work. Derived from bumfodder, toilet paper.

Our new boss gives us a lot of bumf.

bumf by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005

gunsel 

In prison, a cheap little punk.

Also in prison, a catamite.

Eduardo is going to cut that little gunsel.

gunsel by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005

pad

The sissiest sissy, the pansiest pantywaist. An extremely effeminate male person.

Common mid 1950s use in Northern California. Origin unknow, but it possibly refered to a sanitary pad.

Alan, you're a real pad.

pad by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005

okie overdrive 

To save gasoline by putting a car into neutral (or depressing the clutch) when going down a hill.

The origin is uncertain, since Okies are not likely to encounter sizable hills on their native turf.

Compare with Jewish overdrive.

Janey Ellen put her Chevy pickup truck into Okie overdrive to go down Coon Holler Hill.

okie overdrive by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005

fleabag 

A cheap and rundown hotel.

Ermal and Billie Sue stayed in all the fleabags along Route 66.

fleabag by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005