suicide knob

A knob attached to the rim of a steering wheel that enables a driver to turn the wheel by moving the knob. Very common in the late 1940s and through the 1950s. Illegal in most places since then. Also called a nigger knob.
Ermal has a suicide knob on the steering wheel of his Case tractor. He decided to put one on the wheel of his Pontiac, too, so he could spoon with Ida Mae while he drives.
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 22, 2007
mugGet the suicide knobmug.

fink

A person who goes to the authorities and tattles on another person.

A tattler.

A snitch.

A stoolie.

A canary.

A squealer.

In short, a person beneath contempt.
Martha is a contemptable fink. She is the boss's eyes and ears, and reports people who come back from lunch 2 minutes late.
by Cap'n Bullmoose October 08, 2007
mugGet the finkmug.

Texas toothbrush

A large brush used to clean a commode. A toilet brush.

... But everything's big in Texas!
Homer scrubbed his toilet pot with a Texas toothbrush before his parents came to visit.
by Cap'n Bullmoose May 06, 2005
mugGet the Texas toothbrushmug.

slash

A line drawn between two words by people who are too ignorant to know the real punctuation mark or work that should go there, and are too lazy to look it up.

A sure sign of a faux writer.
Any bozo who puts a slash between two words should have his word processor taken away until he learns how to write.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 20, 2005
mugGet the slashmug.

left lane

The traffic lane occupied by all inconsiderate slobs, cell-phone-yapping soccer moms, arrogant yuppies, and natives of Colorado.
All cars with Colorado license plates will be found in the left lane.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 30, 2005
mugGet the left lanemug.

brown out

A moon that exposes the brown eye.

A mass mooning by several people that exposes all of their brown eyes.
250 guys had a brown out in front of the Phi Mu house on Saturday. You should have seen it!
by Cap'n Bullmoose May 14, 2005
mugGet the brown outmug.