Definitions by Cap'n Bullmoose

bozo

An incompetent computer programmer.

An incompetent boss in a tech shop.

Trent is such a bozo!

bozo by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

wigger 

An incredibly stupid white kid who needs his ass whooped. His parents need to whoop his ass, and you may do it too.

Look at that idiotic wigger. Let's go whoop his ass.

wigger by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

b a 

A bare ass. A moon.

To hang B A is to hang a moon.

Eddie went to the dance to drop trou and hang B A.

b a by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

boss 

Bosses are like diapers: Full of shit and all over your ass.

My boss had nothing to do, so he watched me work all day today.

boss by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

side show 

An exhibition of speed in Oakland, practiced by extremely stupid people with lots of mush in their mouths.

Hey blood, les go to dat side show.

side show by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

Bonga Boonga man 

1. An African person who lives in a tree or a grass shack, and who likes to dance around a campfire in the evening. To do this dance, he gets bare ass naked and stands with many other Bonga Boonga men in a ring around the fire. They all bend over, reach between their legs, and paddle themselves on the arse while they waddle around the fire chanting "Bonga Boonga Bonga Boonga Bonga Boonga."

2. An African who lives in USA and likes to dance to Bonga Boonga music in the evening. To do this dance, he wears a purple suit and jumps around like a monkey while the stereo goes "Bonga Boonga Bonga Boonga Bonga Boonga."

Mbele is a Bonga Boonga man in Chad. He has a cousin Cleon in Oakland who is also a Bonga Boonga man.

Bonga Boonga man by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

sideshow 

Lawless exhibition of speed practiced by Oakland coons.

I be goin to de sideshow.

sideshow by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005