sbd

A sea-borne dive bomber of World War II, the Douglas SBD Dauntless. The SBD was the Navy's main dive bomber in the first two years of the war. SBDs sank all four Japanese at the Battle of Midway in 1942. Pilots often called their plains "Slow but Deadly."

A silent but deadly fart. A foul-smelling tile peeler eased into play without a peep. This is the favorite fart of the prim and proper lady, and is useful at lady's clubs, in elevators, in streetcars, and in church.
Swede Vejtasa was an SBD Dauntless pilot in World War II. He shot down seven planes in one day in 1942.

Melissa let an SBD right next to the punch bowl at the church bazaar.
by Cap'n Bullmoose September 24, 2007
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splooie contest

A game, played by butt eating faggots, where a group of poofters all flong their dongs at the same time. First one finished is the winner.
Talbert, Winthrop, Swinburne, and Bruce had a splooie contest in the park, right next to the duck pond. Winthrop won.
by Cap'n Bullmoose November 01, 2007
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gunsel

In prison, a cheap little punk.

Also in prison, a catamite.
Eduardo is going to cut that little gunsel.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 21, 2005
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homosexual

An extremely offensive word used to villify a poofter, a butt eating faggot, a turd burglar, a corn holer, or a swishy mama's boy.
A person is not born a homosexual. He is not born eating butt or corn holing the dog. A person chooses to become a homosexual. Behavior makes a person a homosexual. You do not become a homosexual by eating chocolate cake. You become a homosexual by eating butt.
Lemony is a homosexual. He enjoys fluttering his wrists, lisping, and going "tsk!" He decided to become a homosexual the day he decided to corn hole the dog.
by Cap'n Bullmoose October 04, 2007
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mooning

The recreational act of baring one's ass in public with the intention of it being seen by people who don't want, or expect, to see it.
We drove to the Presidio to go mooning in front of the Officer's Club. A car full of majors and colonels followed us all the way back to Oakland. Guess they wanted to see some more moons.
by Cap'n Bullmoose May 13, 2005
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real George

Cool, fresh, outta sight. Very common in the early 1950s, about the same time as zorch and zorch cow.
Hey, that movie was real George.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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stuck turd

An extremely officious and bossy person.

A boss who cares more for rules than performance.

A person whose presence is as welcom as a stuck turd.
Joanne is a real stuck turd.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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