CanisMinor's definitions

drying pan

n. A frying pan turned upside down and used as an umbrella. It will always keep you completely dry no matter how hard it rains.

First seen in an episode of Pokemon.

Oh no, it's raining! I know! I'll use my trusty frying pan as a drying pan!

by CanisMinor December 1, 2014

butthogger

One who has an unhealthy fascination with butts or butt-related paraphernalia

Todd's tendency to stare at people's asses showed that he was a real butthogger.

by CanisMinor November 5, 2013

yugi-licious

A word used to describe Yu-Gi-O's cereal. Apparently means they taste good, but it could mean they taste like Yugi.

Yu-Gi-Oh's: They're Yugi-licious, I guess.

by CanisMinor August 12, 2015

take grandma to applebee's

Rarely used slang term meaning "to have sex".

Amy and I are gonna go take grandma to Applebee's.

by CanisMinor October 3, 2017

hyper-realistic

A term used by lazy and/or shitty writers (usually creepypasta writers) when they want to describe a piece of artwork that looks good enough to almost pass as a photo, but they also don't feel like writing out a meaningful description of said artwork.

Using this phrase more often than not puts a story into crappypasta territory.

The sky had darkened, the title emblem was rusted and ruined, the SEGA 1991 was now instead SEGA 666, and the water had turned red, like blood, except it looked hyper-realistic.

by CanisMinor June 9, 2016