butthogger

One who has an unhealthy fascination with butts or butt-related paraphernalia
Todd's tendency to stare at people's asses showed that he was a real butthogger.
by CanisMinor November 05, 2013
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hyper-realistic

A term used by lazy and/or shitty writers (usually creepypasta writers) when they want to describe a piece of artwork that looks good enough to almost pass as a photo, but they also don't feel like writing out a meaningful description of said artwork.

Using this phrase more often than not puts a story into crappypasta territory.
The sky had darkened, the title emblem was rusted and ruined, the SEGA 1991 was now instead SEGA 666, and the water had turned red, like blood, except it looked hyper-realistic.
by CanisMinor April 16, 2016
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drying pan

n. A frying pan turned upside down and used as an umbrella. It will always keep you completely dry no matter how hard it rains.

First seen in an episode of Pokemon.
Oh no, it's raining! I know! I'll use my trusty frying pan as a drying pan!
by CanisMinor December 02, 2014
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little star

slang sexual term meaning anus, usually referring to an especially tight anus
He got his little star fingered
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waifu stealer

When a fictional character enters an officially recognized relationship with your waifu, thus making her unavailable, he (or she) becomes a waifu stealer. Usually, the character is described by fans as a horrible, mean person or even a womanizer, even if the character hasn't shown any signs of being that way.

The term first came to real prominence in the brony community after the first My Little Pony movie was released. In it, Flash Sentry, an incidental character horns in on Twilight Sparkle, a main character, thus pissing off any of the bronies who called her waifu.

Sometimes also referred to as "waifu thief".
Sakura was so perfect until that waifu stealer got to her
by CanisMinor December 02, 2014
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