That spooky ass shit you find on the internet. It features this little white motherfucker who stalks people and then attacks when they get curious and see it.
Oh shit, I think that was the rake. I'm fucked...
by Fasteroid March 17, 2016
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A slender, humanoid monstrosity said to life in the woods. It is notable for having no obvious intension upon arrival, however usually people who encounter it seems to be cursed from that point on.

Basically an alternate Slender man, with less suit and more face. Still creepy as hell.
The Rake seems to reside where he isn't expected... Like your bed.
by Starguide August 10, 2016
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A Mysterious Super Hero Who sneaks around in the night when he comes upon an un suspecting victim yells "FUCK YOU WITH A RAKE" and proceeds to do such
"dude i was walking around last night and i got Raked"
"yah man that huy the rake is everywhere"
by THE RAKE!!!! September 10, 2009
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mysterious creatures by the name of rakes because they are obsessed with the metal rusty part. They also look like salad fingers
I saw one of the rakes with mine.
by Written words March 28, 2016
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A long-handled gardening tool that can also mean an immoral pleasure seeker.
Mr. Trebek: This long-handled gardening tool can also mean an immoral pleasure seeker. Ken.
Ken Jennings: What's a hoe?
Mr. Trebek: No.
Other contestant: What's a rake?
Mr. Trebek: A rake is right.
by iBAIT February 10, 2009
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A portion taken as profit from each pot when playing poker. This is done for the benefit of the players, because the gambling establishment cares so deeply. Counterintuitively, this is especially beneficial for players attempting to earn a living as a professional poker player. Because, as the rake becomes higher it becomes impossible for professional players to win at a rate that makes their profession viable and thus they lose all of their money. Which is good because now that they (and all the other formerly professional players) do not have to worry about playing against one another, because it is no longer profitable to play in said game. THUS, the game is profitable. Rake is good. More rake is better.

Pro tip: if your rake isn't high enough, you and all the other players could ask the house to raise it, so that you will all make more money.
More rake is better. -Daniel Negreanu.
by One Who Cares. April 22, 2017
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