Jetcem Cement

Jetcem Cement is a cement based product which is really easy to use and sets in about 30 minutes. Ideal for rapid patching or when a fast repair job is needed. Sets in the cold and wet. Internal and External Use: Seals and repair cracks and holes in both internal and external environments.

Whoever fucking reads this can you pick up a sack of jetcem cement from the petrol station I can’t fit through the door

by Can’t bother to make a name February 18, 2023

Squompewellows

Adj; A little bit groovy.

LOL IK: “This makes me want to get a little bit Squompewellows.”

by Can’t bother to make a name March 12, 2023

Urban Dictionary

The website you are on right now.

I am going to go on Urban Dictionary to find out what a microwave is.

by Can’t bother to make a name February 26, 2023

Caught in 4K

A phrase that is so fucking unfunny due to the 13 (or 9) year olds using it

John: “Caught in 4K” is unfunny
Patrick: yea I agree mate

by Can’t bother to make a name March 04, 2023