Definitions by Camel Toe

duckwad 

An idiot, moron or downright stupid person.

You are being such a fucking duckwad. Stop it.

duckwad by Camel Toe December 25, 2003

corn back rattler

A turd loaded with corn and other exotic vegetables.

After the picnic I filled the port-o- potty with a nice corn back rattler.

corn back rattler by camel toe February 21, 2003

brown shark 

Piece of turd that floats in the bowl and won't flush.

I tried using the plunger but that damn brown shark wouldn't go down.

brown shark by camel toe February 21, 2003

cocknose 

your boss

What a shitty day at work, my boss was such a cocknose

cocknose by camel toe February 21, 2003

havana omelette 

A load of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water.

I left the next guy a havana omelette for breakfast.

havana omelette by camel toe February 21, 2003

TML

Also the Toronto Maple Laffs. Definitely the most useless hockey team of all time as proven by their 35+ years with no Stanley Cup.

TML by camel toe February 21, 2003