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pepsi

The nectar of the gods.

Loaded with about 33mg of caffeine per can.
Pepsi completely crushes coke.
by Calypsion April 23, 2006
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jolt gum

All that caffeine from that can of jolt, packed into a stick of gum!

That's right, folks! Get the caffeine without the drinking. Two sticks = one cup of coffee, 12 sticks = CAFFEINE HIGH!

Yes, it's possible, it's been done!
Some kid in that class had 12 sticks of Jolt gum and he was fried...
by Calypsion April 23, 2006
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Dubya

The dickwad who somehow became the 43rd President and declared fruitless wars with his speech impediments and all. Derives from the southern pronunciation of W (dub-uhl-yoo)
Basically, to sum it up, the shithead who made a once-prosperous nation fall into the hands of debt. The dumb fuck who bombed the shit out of poor middle eastern countries like Iraq and Afghanistan.
"Ugh, change the channel. The stupid shit's on TV."
"Who?"
"..Dubya."
by Calypsion October 2, 2005
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Pretzel

The Weapon of Mass Destruction that Dubya is so worried about.

The terrorists are going to plant them in convenient places so that we Americans eat and choke on them. That's what Bush did, right?
He choked on a pretzel. A -pretzel.-
by Calypsion September 30, 2005
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anti-flag

'Talented' is not a good enough word. Anti-Flag is one of the few bands that can still bull off fast, loud, and political music without sounding like total idiots.

I highly recommend 'The Press Corpse' on their latest album, 'For Blood and Empire.'
Anti-Flag kicks ass... end of story.
by Calypsion June 28, 2006
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