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by Call Me Email March 16, 2010
Get the AHAPmug. James: Beth's been looking really good lately, huh?
Nicholas: Hands off, dude. She's a green tomato. Not quite ripe yet.
Nicholas: Hands off, dude. She's a green tomato. Not quite ripe yet.
by Call Me Email February 16, 2010
Get the Green Tomatomug. by Call Me Email February 21, 2010
Get the Fungrymug. 1. A person who can never stay at one locale for an evening.
2. A drug dealer who changes your decided upon meeting location frequently.
2. A drug dealer who changes your decided upon meeting location frequently.
Guy One: This party is so sick! I'm glad we got here just in time. Let's get some punch!
Guy Two: Yeah, this has been pretty cool. Wanna hit up Peter's now?
Guy One: It's been six minutes...
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Dealer: Alright, so the parking lot behind the school.
Customer: Okay, see you there.
Dealer: Actually, how's the BK by the movie theater?
Customer: That's fine. So I'll see you-
Dealer: Aaactually, let's just do this at the-
Customer: PICK A GODDAMN SPOT, you spot hopper!
Guy Two: Yeah, this has been pretty cool. Wanna hit up Peter's now?
Guy One: It's been six minutes...
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Dealer: Alright, so the parking lot behind the school.
Customer: Okay, see you there.
Dealer: Actually, how's the BK by the movie theater?
Customer: That's fine. So I'll see you-
Dealer: Aaactually, let's just do this at the-
Customer: PICK A GODDAMN SPOT, you spot hopper!
by Call Me Email January 18, 2010
Get the Spot Hoppermug. Guy: You wanna hit the gym today?
Guy 2: Sure, I have to work my triceps.
Guy: Yeah, and I've got to get some respectorals. My pectorals are so not respect-worthy.
Guy 2: Sure, I have to work my triceps.
Guy: Yeah, and I've got to get some respectorals. My pectorals are so not respect-worthy.
by Call Me Email February 8, 2010
Get the Respectoralsmug. 1. Preppy, bitchy girls living in the colder regions of America.
2. Girls whose outfits usually consist of Northface fleece jackets, Ugg boots, tight, black leggings, and copious amounts of makeup. Some tundra bitches will substitute the fleece for a fur-hooded coat.
2. Girls whose outfits usually consist of Northface fleece jackets, Ugg boots, tight, black leggings, and copious amounts of makeup. Some tundra bitches will substitute the fleece for a fur-hooded coat.
Guy: That tundra bitch is hot.
Guy 2: Yeah, if girls who look like Yetis with fake tans appeal to you.
Guy 2: Yeah, if girls who look like Yetis with fake tans appeal to you.
by Call Me Email January 27, 2010
Get the Tundra Bitchmug. (N.) 1. The first person to disconnect in a chatroulette video conference.
(N.) 2. Someone who frequently "nexts" people in chatroulette.
(N.) 2. Someone who frequently "nexts" people in chatroulette.
Guy: So, I actually found a girl on chatroulette last night. We talked for like ten minutes, it was pretty special.
Guy 2: Wow. So which one of you was the nexter?
Guy: She was. I swear, it's like the second I reach for my zipper...
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Guy: I was chatrouletting with Dan last night. We didn't really talk to anyone.
Guy 2: Yeah, he's a big nexter. I think it's become a reflex after seeing so much wang.
Guy 2: Wow. So which one of you was the nexter?
Guy: She was. I swear, it's like the second I reach for my zipper...
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Guy: I was chatrouletting with Dan last night. We didn't really talk to anyone.
Guy 2: Yeah, he's a big nexter. I think it's become a reflex after seeing so much wang.
by Call Me Email March 9, 2010
Get the Nextermug.