Definitions by California Bae Area
Sexy
Sexy by California Bae Area January 4, 2017
Bitch
The big word shitty guys use to describe a respectable woman with standards who calls them out on their shit. Also known as a "slut" (regardless if the woman is sexually active or not.)
Every time a bad guy refers to a woman as a "bitch", that girl probably has 9000 things to say about him or his behavior back at him while he has nothing to back it up. A bitch is usually a girl who demands respect or doesn't put out, or has things going for her. A bitch is someone who doesn't let men walk all over her. A bitch is every girl besides a guy's mom, and usually men who call women bitches live with their mom and probably will never move out. LOL
Every time a bad guy refers to a woman as a "bitch", that girl probably has 9000 things to say about him or his behavior back at him while he has nothing to back it up. A bitch is usually a girl who demands respect or doesn't put out, or has things going for her. A bitch is someone who doesn't let men walk all over her. A bitch is every girl besides a guy's mom, and usually men who call women bitches live with their mom and probably will never move out. LOL
Bitch by California Bae Area January 2, 2017
Pandora's Whore
A "fragile" virgin that holds out while every other girl is putting out.
Little does anyone else anyone else know she is the kinkiest, filthiest, most loyal, unleashed cumslut to ever walk into your life ever who will probably, most likely, make you and your dick cry. Probably masturbates as much as a guy because she isn't fucking anyone and her sex drive is massive. When her first time is taken, it is like unleashing a beast.
NOTE: The weird shy girls are usually Pandora's Whores!!!
Little does anyone else anyone else know she is the kinkiest, filthiest, most loyal, unleashed cumslut to ever walk into your life ever who will probably, most likely, make you and your dick cry. Probably masturbates as much as a guy because she isn't fucking anyone and her sex drive is massive. When her first time is taken, it is like unleashing a beast.
NOTE: The weird shy girls are usually Pandora's Whores!!!
Jenny is a Pandora's Whore because she is a virgin who chooses to hold onto it but talks about sex 24/7 and probably has the potential to be explosively amazing in bed and nobody knows it yet.
Pandora's Whore by California Bae Area December 29, 2016
Beatnik
Basically the original, almost forgotten incarnation of the modern day hipster.
People think that hipsters are a new thing, but in reality have been around for years, the only difference is that a modern hipster mixes the beatnik style with indie, scene or emo.
They were a subculture of (mostly wealthy) young people in the 1950's that drank coffee, enjoyed art and music, wrote poetry, did psychedelic drugs, and smoked cigarettes. Practiced minimalism, and were very, very political. Men wore berets with striped shirts and sandals, and the women wore berets, little black dresses and scarves.
Would say slang things like "That's beat" and "daddy-O".
People think that hipsters are a new thing, but in reality have been around for years, the only difference is that a modern hipster mixes the beatnik style with indie, scene or emo.
They were a subculture of (mostly wealthy) young people in the 1950's that drank coffee, enjoyed art and music, wrote poetry, did psychedelic drugs, and smoked cigarettes. Practiced minimalism, and were very, very political. Men wore berets with striped shirts and sandals, and the women wore berets, little black dresses and scarves.
Would say slang things like "That's beat" and "daddy-O".
Beatnik by California Bae Area December 29, 2016
Complicationship
When a couple goes from "In a relationship" to "It's complicated". They are broken up but miss eachother enough to consider dating again if they both get their shit together.
The two lovebirds had a hard time living together as a couple so they broke up and are now in a complicationship.
Complicationship by California Bae Area October 1, 2016
Weedaboo
Someone who defends cannabis and legalization with information found solely on the internet, with no reliable sources to back it up. They are the kind of people who say things like "I use weed for my ADHD medication because ADHD pills are bad for you lol."
Also generally retarded people overally.
How to Spot a Weedaboo:
•The kind of stoners that nobody fucking likes.
•Even other stoners fucking hate him.
• The kind of stoner who appropriates Jamaican culture and wishes he was black.
•The kind of stoner that has a weed blog on Twitter.
•The kind of stoner that wears a drug rug Every. Fucking. Day.
•The kind of stoner that would move to Colorado, Washington or California just to smoke.
•The kind of stoner that has no future, has his priorities mixed up, and will probably die alone.
•Listens to Nichismoke and other Snoop Dogg parodies and takes them seriously.
•Generic sense of humor, mostly weed jokes.
Not even a stoner anymore, just a blatant pothead.
Also generally retarded people overally.
How to Spot a Weedaboo:
•The kind of stoners that nobody fucking likes.
•Even other stoners fucking hate him.
• The kind of stoner who appropriates Jamaican culture and wishes he was black.
•The kind of stoner that has a weed blog on Twitter.
•The kind of stoner that wears a drug rug Every. Fucking. Day.
•The kind of stoner that would move to Colorado, Washington or California just to smoke.
•The kind of stoner that has no future, has his priorities mixed up, and will probably die alone.
•Listens to Nichismoke and other Snoop Dogg parodies and takes them seriously.
•Generic sense of humor, mostly weed jokes.
Not even a stoner anymore, just a blatant pothead.
This guy is a weedaboo, he barely passed High School and just talks about weed/drugs all the time and nothing else.
Weedaboo by California Bae Area September 20, 2016