Caleb's definitions

splink

n: a square ball
n: a chinese father, who is very strict, and when poked, makes a strange high pitched sound

"raymond's a splink"

by caleb February 24, 2005

bikkin

A lonely chipmunk who happens to be drifting among a shipwreck on the high seas. (This term is primarily used in the Northern Atlantic region of the United States and Canada)

I'm surprised that bikkin didn't get eaten by a hungry sea mammal! Crikey!

by Caleb September 7, 2003

SYC

Mainly used by scene kids (rich white kids) because they think they are black. They seperate into "crews" like gangs to be cool (hence the "Screw Your Crew" acronym).

XScarsRunDeepX///SYC\\\: I'm Scene. I'm a unique individual. And you stole my awesome, Scene haircut.

XxXADyingTearXxX: No! I'm scene! And I'm far more unique than you! I suggest you give me back my haircut before I am forced to write a blog on myspace about how angry you have made me!

XScarsRunDeepX///SYC\\\: Screw your crew nigga! kthnxbye

by Caleb February 21, 2006

Poodoo

the term for poop or crap used in the Star Wars Universe.

"Yousa bantha poodoo"

"Ewww...I just stepped in poodoo!"

by Caleb December 2, 2003

steatopygia

An excessive amount of fat on the buttocks.

A fat ass.

Hello Charlotte. you're looking quite steatopygic today.

by Caleb February 22, 2005

mandatory metallica

A awesome band period... HEAVY METAL

by Caleb September 5, 2003

Imperial Oaks

The real hood. A place on the wrong side of I-45 across from The Woodlands. It's a constant struggle in the IO with toddlers selling on every corner. This is the ghetto, where playas got more game than PlayStation.

Gangsta 1: Yo nigga, what up
Gangsta 2: Awww nothin, just pimpin my hoes down in the IO (Imperial Oaks)

by Caleb February 14, 2006