CaRL's definitions

sanford & son

best tv show ever, period.

sanford and son is on, werd.

by carl November 14, 2003

Towny

Ignorant moronic wankers that listen to repetitive car alarms, beat up people who are 5 years old or 89 years old, take pills and go nowhere in life. Hang about in dark alleys so they can rape little kids.

ur life is so shit that u r a towny

by carl August 25, 2003

kinndy

n. carl's hot ass girlfriend; future wife of carl; richest woman in the world in 20 years;

Carl is the only boy who gets Kinndy. Kinndy is exclusively Carl's.

by Carl January 20, 2004

new yock

How people from Boston pronounce New York

"Because I'm nawt in Atlanner. I'm not in New Yock!" -Tom Hanks in catch me if you can

by Carl May 2, 2004

pica

Worthless unit of measurement only relevant to newspaper designers and graphic design professors.

Why the hell is there not a pica between that photo and that caption?

by Carl March 17, 2005

FatSauce

A stout stub of cotton standing 2 feet tall and clad in a blue jacket with red lining. 1 of the 3 buttons is defective. It cannot move or talk without the aid of a nearby Human (Benito). It normally has a jerkish attitude and is lazy as hell. Currently Crowned Miss Teen USA and is awaiting the Billion dollars promised to him.

FatSauce!!!!!!

by Carl August 16, 2003

hotcarl

After heterosexual butt sex, the male extracts his member from her anus and places it in her cock holster(mouth).

After a brutal ass pounding, Johnny rewards Susie with a hotcarl.

by Carl November 26, 2003