CaRL's definitions

pica

Worthless unit of measurement only relevant to newspaper designers and graphic design professors.

Why the hell is there not a pica between that photo and that caption?

by Carl March 17, 2005

Vito

Morbidly obese mobster on the Sopranos. Is a closet homosexual as revealed tonight on the Sopranos.

Ah! Vito was blowing some guy!!

by Carl May 2, 2004

chuck a roastin'

to "get ones chuck a roasting" is like putting your penis in a nice warm pussy, thus your "chuck" gets a "roastin"

I got my chuck a roastin with Jen Zaino over the weekend

by Carl February 25, 2005

monas

A person who is stupid/lacking in intellect, someone who defies common sense.

"Oh you stupid monas" would mean "you total idiot". "Don't be a monas man..." etc.

by Carl June 4, 2003

baby dick

a penis having characteristics of that of a baby

Wesley has a baby dick; it's so small

by carl June 16, 2002

Tinnin'

Melting off on other people and annoying them like hot metal.

Damn dawg, he was straight tinnin'!

by Carl June 3, 2004

BeMeanToYer

noun. Synonym for the card game "Be Mean To Your Neighbor," a/k/a "Fuck Your Neighbor," a/k/a "Screw Your Neighbor."

"I whipped Sloppy's ass in BeMeanToYer and he cried like a little girl."

by carl January 27, 2005