Klonopin

Klonopin is a benzodiazepine used for anxiety and other disorders. I take it for chronic insomnia related to mild anxiety and severe muscle tension. Its considered to be a pretty potent benzo amongst its relatives (valium, xanax, ativan, etc.) not only that but its much longer acting. Think Xanax but less "high" and more duration. Taken at regular doses in a benzo naive person 0.25-0.5mg you'll feel relaxed and sedated and sleep will be quite blissful if you've never used benzos. Taken in higher doses you'll probably pass out and forget a bunch of shit which is not cool (see Xanax horror stories) but since its nearly impossible to overdose on when taken alone there are plenty of idiots out there that pop benzos and go on binges only to learn of the weird shit they did while on it....

After a long hard day at school, practice and work Klonopin gives me the peace of mind of solid 7-8 hours of sleep with relaxation the next day!

by CTU_FieldAgent200 July 10, 2011

Too cool for facebook

Someone who feels they are above everyone for not joining facebook or someone who is afraid their drunken debauchery will be caught by a college and ruin their life. Can also be used to describe that one friend who hasn't updated their facebook status in over a month to give the appearance of being "oh so busy and popular" despite facebook stalking random girls he requested daily.

Nick: hey broski get a facebook so you can see all the chicks commenting on how hot you were in the football game
Myer: my ego won't let me get a facebook, its telling me I'm way too cool for it
Nick: cool. *he's too cool for facebook I wish my ego was that big*

by CTU_FieldAgent200 June 23, 2010

Ain't nothing but a thang

-A phrase used when a bro is blue balled or upset over a girl. The "thang" being the girl and the "nothing" part showing the insignificance. I suggest you use whenever a broski is down as its chill, down to earth and kewl.

Tim: Boo hoo hoo!

John: Whats the matter broski you look upset?!!!
Tim: My girlfriend left me for my best friend after blue balling me.
John: Dang that sucks broski but in the end it ain't nothing but a thang.....
Tim: *Immediately feels better* Yeah your right...brb fucking bitches and getting money.

As you can see the statement is very useful.

by CTU_FieldAgent200 December 27, 2010

ambien

A sleep aid that will fuck you up. Basically if you take it and don't go to bed your accross from a clingy drunk and retard. Also judgement is severely impaired, take one but hide the bottle because taking two extra always seams like a great idea under the influence. Makes you regret things the next day like wandering the house aimlously looking to annoy your parents with your new found legal intoxication.

Influenced author: Ambien is bad ass and I suggest you try it along wit xanax (not at the same time).

by CTU_FieldAgent200 June 10, 2010

Chester the Molester

1. Some dude in my neighborhood that legit everyone is afraid of. Kind of funny that it rhymes.

2. Chester the Molester...an old name of unknown origin referring to a child molester. I think everyone has a Chester the Molester in their town come to think of it...

1. Teenage girls: Ah omg chester the molester's gonna come after us! Don't go outside past dark or go near the big white windowless van!

2. Chester the Molester is one scary legend.

by CTU_FieldAgent200 September 14, 2011

Hook up

The thing you do or want to do with that cute friend your sister has over allot that's a year younger than you, or maybe it's the freshman that sits across from you on the bus and you feel her eyes on your ass or maybe she's your bosses new secretary...you know who I'm talking about... the tan one with the nice ass that sits there and plays with her hair in a seductive manner and looks at you 1/2 second longer than anyone else, quiet, mysterious, and seductive probably thinking of some dirty things. When no ones around you draw blanks on what to say and you play the "let's not get caught looking at each other" game. You both want to have ridiculously rough sex in a very kinky way but don't for some obvious reasons.

Dean: who do you like Tim?
Tim: idk but there's this girl in my study hall that I want to Hook up with. I can feel her seductive eyes on me.
Dean: your weird sometimes man....
Tim: nah she wants my cock brah

by CTU_FieldAgent200 November 02, 2010

Korova Milk Bar

The Korova Milk Bar was featured in the book 'A Clockwork Orange' by Anthony Burgess and more famously the film adaptation by Stanley Kubrick of the same title. The Korova Milk Bar is a bar for minors that sells "Milk Plus" meaning the milk is often laced with a drug of your choice, either Vellocet, Synthemesc, Drencrom. Vellocet in the story is supposed to be a fictional opioid, probably similar to the ultra rare and coveted opioid dextromoramide said to be the most euphoric opioid ever when taken by mouth. Synthemesc is based of mescaline but a synthetic variant with similar effects presumably. Lastly Drencrom is Adrenochrome a real substance derived from epinephrine with strong euphoric stimulant effects similar to amphetamines and other unknown effects at higher doses. The bar features furniture in the shape of naked women and milk dispenses out of the nipples. Korova means "cow" in Russian.

Alex and his gang of droogs went to the Korova Milk Bar to get ready for some ultra violence.

by CTU_FieldAgent200 December 15, 2012