scheiber

A very hairy nipple that has a cheesy cream forming around it.

That chick drank New Jersey water, and now has a sheiber

by Christina March 25, 2005

mommie dearest

a mother who beats their child for no reason.

mommie dearset hit her daughter with a pot when she didn't say thank you.

by christina October 08, 2004

koinky-dink

Used in the place of "coincidence".
The people who use this word are asswipes. If you hear anyone say it, get rid of them in any way possible, preferrably one that involves intense pain.

girl: "Oh my god! We're both wearing the same jacket! What a koink-dink!"
awesome person: "Asswipe." (they then proceed to strangle her with her own jacket.)

by Christina July 18, 2004

Funnyness

something that is very funny

hehe, funnyness!!!!!!!!!!!

by Christina February 27, 2003

rice burner

Any car whose torque specs are less than my lug nuts require.

Any thing that has a fart can which produces such a abnoxious noise it is almost louder than the headers on my 5.7liter honda eater.

by Christina August 15, 2003

Marmaduke

A dog in the Cartoon section of newspapers.

"Did you see the Marmduke strip yesterday?"

"Fo' shizzle, mah nizzle!"

by Christina September 01, 2003

xxx-unit

The white cheap-ass version of "G-unit!!!"

"Yo, xxx-unit! Come on out here from yo' trailer, you trailer trashin' bizaatchh"

by Christina July 23, 2004