CHRISTINA's definitions

Lenny Kravitz

Looks like Oprah with his hair straight.

Lenny Kravitz is the american woman.

by Christina August 30, 2004

FORD

Piece of shit make of car
Only good for making fun of but not worth the effort
Beaten by HOLDEN in Bathurst numerous times (of course!)

Fucked On Race Day

Rather push a HOLDEN then drive a ford

On the 7th day god created ford, on the 8th he traded it in for a HOLDEN

by Christina August 31, 2004

kid rock

n. 1 Ordinary generic-looking ugly Redneck 2 Uneducated Trailer Trash Wimp 3 No talent 4 Cannot sing 5 To not wash your hair 6 To not bath in a long time 6 Pam Anderson’s whipped bitch 7 Proof that even ordinary rednecks with no talent can be in the music industry 8 The attempt to sing rap…no wait...country...no, oh yeah...rock... who the fuck knows...9 A mixed up inbred banjo player 10 Farm boy 11 Sheep fucker

Redneck Kid Rock sucks fat cock...

Girl#1 "Hey look, its Kid Rock!"

Girl#2 "Who? Oh yeah, that fucking ugly piece of worthless shit."

by Christina September 4, 2004

tramp stamps

Food stamps...many hookers have sex to get them... hence the name tramp stamps. Coupons/money provided by the goverment for the poor people to buy food.

These damn tramp stamps don't buy diapers.

by Christina September 7, 2004

malin

a swedish sex goddess who can make anyone pulsate

oh ya, give me a malin baby!

by christina September 10, 2004

Emeril, The

When a man and woman are having sex doggy style and the man pulls out before ejacualtion and spits on the woman's back so that she thinks he came on her back, while he jacks off in his hand. When the woman turns around, he throws the cum in his hand on her face and says "BAM."

"I pulled an Emeril on this bitch and her eyes burned like hell for a week."

by Christina March 10, 2005

cachina

slang term for vagina

Joe: That girl had a tight cachina, ya heard?

Shanequia: My cachina itches fool.

by Christina March 13, 2005