CHRIS's definitions

block

brick of cocaine or brick of yayo or kilo

get a pot with the stove on warm get a block quicker then the ready rock form

by chris May 13, 2005

kalle

A ex-con and a weed smoker who lives in Eksharad, located in the most northern part of Sweden where creatures like the polar bear and the penguin still roams free in their natural habitat.

Polar bears and pengiuns!!

by chris February 14, 2005

Chode

A penis that is more wide than long.

"Fuckin' hell Git, you've got a chode" or "Jesus Christ, that looks like a fat sausage" or "Choooooddddeeeee" or "FAT COCK, FAT COCK, FAT COCK AHAHAHAHAHHAA" Thats all.

by Chris July 14, 2004

Telstra

Company that was percieved by geeks to make them cool if they voiced their slanderous opinions about it - about 3 years ago. It's about as impressive as Microsoft-bashing now.

Hey, I hate Telstra, am I cool yet?

(no, you're just a wanker.)

by Chris December 21, 2004

barried

From the verb "to barry"

Means:
To chuck up
To vomit
To empty one's bowels from the mouth

I've gone and barried all over the floor
I think I'm going to barry.
This place stinks of barry.

by Chris January 1, 2005

say kill

means, for real, are u kidding, or damn

John: A mike got be beat up yesterday
Chris: Say kill

by chris February 20, 2005

FUGAWE TRIBE

Members of the TRIBE :

Chris
Joe
Dawn
Lynn

( close relatives to the HECKAWE TRIBE )

members:

Hannah
Ryan
Mitchell

Hey, Where da fugawe?


OR


Yo, where da heckawe

by CHRIS April 13, 2005