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wu blunt

a cigar rolled with marijuana and cocaine sprinkled on top
yo i smoked a fat wu-blunt last night and my shit was all numb
by chris May 13, 2005
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East Granby

by Chris January 22, 2005
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paris hilton

n. 1 a person who has not done motherfucking shit to be idolized and looked as a celebrity 2 pretentious cocksucker 3 No personality 4 Dull 5 Boring 6 Nose Surgery 7 Orange Tan 8 Fake blue contacts 9 A waste of make-up (about 3 fucking tons of it to make her look good) 9 Without make-up a shit-faced fucking ugly gremlin 10 A generic looking platinum blonde no class whore that acts no different than a redneck piece of shit slut in the trailer park that all the other redneck trailer trash people wish they looked like or had in their bedroom 11 The perfect example of taking the girl out of the trailer park but not taking the trailer park out of the girl.

you get the idea…fuck Paris Hilton
"Me, a slut? What ya'll talking bout? I ain't no Paris Hilton!"
by Chris August 30, 2004
mugGet the paris hiltonmug.

jillion

An imaginary word that is meant to describe a number far beyond comprehension.
Angela's dad has a jillion dollars, that rich bastard.
by Chris October 1, 2003
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MARINES

The most toughest, finest, well respected, most feared ass kicking, never ever been defeated group of fine men and women in the world. We can destroy you in the Air, on land and in the sea! The Army can screw up my wet dream, the Navy gives us a ride and the air force is just sort of there.
When it absolutely must be destroyed over night, or the fate of the American way of life depends on it being destroyed, call in the real men...the Marines.
by Chris January 3, 2005
mugGet the MARINESmug.

lugie

a spid wad made by sucking the mucous into the back of your throat and combining it with saliva.
That was a gross lugie he just spat, it's green.
by Chris September 2, 2003
mugGet the lugiemug.

fruity

a guy that is not always gay but could be; he may act in a flamboyant, bouncy, or feminine way
gunther, the fashion designer, acts very fruity
by chris June 14, 2003
mugGet the fruitymug.

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