by Chad August 05, 2004
1. (v) to flip a vehicle upside down, rubber side up, especially a convertible
2. (v) to wreck, damage, break, crash, or destroy in part, or whole a vehicle.
2. (v) to wreck, damage, break, crash, or destroy in part, or whole a vehicle.
hey, keep it rubber side down, dont tozz your new convertible.
"oh damn! did you see that nascar race? they had 2 drivers tozz their cars right on turn 3!"
"oh damn! did you see that nascar race? they had 2 drivers tozz their cars right on turn 3!"
by Chad August 21, 2005
The act of forcing a group of individuals to run around and play tag with the starting tagger being squirrel tapped; while the other individuals run. The only way to tag one is through squirrel tapping.
by Chad November 14, 2004
Sequel to the most linear shooter ever. (you know f(x)=x)
Seriously, this game is too fucking linear.
Example:
You have a crowbar (gun "1"), it takes out enemy "A" (first enemy encountered) with realtive ease.
Enemy "B" comes along, the crowbar does not work well against enemy "B"...
So you find gun "2", it is effective at killing enemy "B" and anything lower than enemy "B"...
Enemy "C" comes along and the process repeats until you get some god-like gun that kills everything.
Great A.I.?
My ass...
The A.I. is dumb as shit, if the fucking thing sees you it will stay still wherever it is and shoot at you no matter where you go or what gun it has.
If you want insane A.I. give HALO 2 in legendary a spin, THAT is good A.I.
Its does have good graphics, but I still prefer the Unreal Engine 2 (UT2K4), its more flexible and powerful.
However, no one gives a shit about graphics if the game sucks ass. (except fanboys and graphics whores).
I'm not saying this is a bad game, but from a gameplay stance, this is piss poor. Truly good gameplay resembles TLG's System Shock 2. This game dissapoints, just like the first.
Seriously, this game is too fucking linear.
Example:
You have a crowbar (gun "1"), it takes out enemy "A" (first enemy encountered) with realtive ease.
Enemy "B" comes along, the crowbar does not work well against enemy "B"...
So you find gun "2", it is effective at killing enemy "B" and anything lower than enemy "B"...
Enemy "C" comes along and the process repeats until you get some god-like gun that kills everything.
Great A.I.?
My ass...
The A.I. is dumb as shit, if the fucking thing sees you it will stay still wherever it is and shoot at you no matter where you go or what gun it has.
If you want insane A.I. give HALO 2 in legendary a spin, THAT is good A.I.
Its does have good graphics, but I still prefer the Unreal Engine 2 (UT2K4), its more flexible and powerful.
However, no one gives a shit about graphics if the game sucks ass. (except fanboys and graphics whores).
I'm not saying this is a bad game, but from a gameplay stance, this is piss poor. Truly good gameplay resembles TLG's System Shock 2. This game dissapoints, just like the first.
"OMGZOR!!!111 N00B ITS GOT AMAZIN PHISIKS AN SHYT!one!1 AND TEH GRAVTY GUN ROXORS LMAO ILL PWN JOO!!!111oneone HL2 IS GAWD!"
~ HL fanboy, the worst kind
~ HL fanboy, the worst kind
by Chad March 17, 2005
by Chad November 03, 2004
A large Caucasian female with an unusually large, malformed behind. Tends to wear yellow clothing and mumble incoherently. See also Skank Biscuit
by Chad April 09, 2003
An attempt to create a false sense of privacy in an office environment. Also makes it easier for "workers" to do nothing but sip their coffee and listen to Kenny G all day.
by Chad February 21, 2004