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Definitions by CF Enterprises

Getting a RuPauling

A mysterious sexual act, thought to be similar to a Rusty Trombone but with more pizzazz.
“I was with my partner last night and finally experienced the legendary RuPauling.”

“Man you’re so lucky! I’d love to know what getting a RuPauling is like!”

Baggers Smile 

The act of farting when you think there is nobody around only to immediately discover there is someone else there and they DEFINITELY heard it.

Derived from the wry smile and quick glance away when you spot said other person.
Dropped a Baggers Smile in the office today, I didn’t realise Nadine had come in and sat behind me. It was a loud one as well!

Get Your Hat Blown 

To receive oral sex.

Coined by Jonathan Ross’s considerably less famous brother Paul when describing a rather non-PC advert from the 1980’s.
‘I had to buy the other half a new bottle of perfume last week!’
‘So you could Get your hat blown?
Exactly! She wouldn’t do it for free!’
Get Your Hat Blown by CF Enterprises November 17, 2020

Patting Your Horse 

Slang term for female masturbation, likening it to the act of patting and rubbing a horses velvety snout.

Sometimes used mistakenly when talking to people who actually own horses.
‘Thanks Boss, give your horse a pat for me!’

‘Erm, Sham, that’s quite inappropriate! Do you even know what Patting Your Horse means?!’
Short for Beverage, usually used to describe alcoholic drinks.

Definitely NOT in any way an attractive/sexy person, despite Lucie from Love Island using it 30 times an hour in a vain attempt to make it stick.
Fancy nipping down the pub for a bevvy?’

‘BBQ tomorrow? We’ll sink a few bevs’
Bevvy by CF Enterprises June 4, 2019

Monotone Walk 

The slouched over, shuffling, defeated-by-life movement of a diabetes ridden glutton as they put in as little effort as possible to move from point A to point B.

Almost zombie-like in it’s sheer determination to never deviate from it’s original course.
‘Where’s Matt?’
‘He left his desk 20 minutes ago, I saw him heading into the toilets, I’d recognise that Monotone Walk anywhere’
Monotone Walk by CF Enterprises September 1, 2018

burger beat

Slang for excessive chest hair sticking out of the top of a semi buttoned shirt.

British English derivative of the South Jersey term Hamburger Meat.
'Look at Will wandering about with his Burger Beat out, I wish he'd fasten that top button up!'
burger beat by CF Enterprises January 31, 2018