Poopyrus

An early form of paper made by the feces of Ancient Egyptians with flat, long anuses. Their anuses looked similar to that of a dollar or credit card slot of an ATM machine.

Sean: "I hate when people complain about how many trees are killed to make paper. At least we don't have to use Poopyrus."
Travis: "Is your mom Egyptian? Her anus is ugly."

by CATFOOODS February 9, 2012

poopydust

what happens when you go for more than a day only eating only candybars. Trust me it's not cool.

Man so I didn't want to go to the grocery store, but all we had in the fridge was fun size 100 grands.... You shoulda seen the poopydust the next day.

by xxcutyourhairxx May 15, 2006

Poopyruth

When your shit has a such a high corn content that it looks like a Baby Ruth Candy bar.

I need to lay off the corn - the past 2 morning dumps have been Poopyruths.

by TheRealRTFF July 13, 2016

poopydust

I first heard this word in 1991. My friend Katie said it in seventh grade. I believe it is a euphemism for the s word (you know, 'poop') - I don't know if I'm allowed to print it here. Anyway, I think it's cute and have only heard it once since - from a co-worker named Christina who thought she made it up.

Upon realizing you don't have enough change for pop/upon realizing you set off your car alarm... "Oh poopydust!" Yeah, it's usually said alone. Giggling usually ensues.

by Annie April 15, 2004

poopydust

My Mom would say this all the time when I was young (I am 31 now).
I second the notion that it is slang for "Oh S*#T", but (in my house) it was used in a "laid back" context.

(after stuffing you face at Thanksgiving dinner you unzip your pants and slide down on the couch)
"Ahh poopydust"

by j.d. December 16, 2004