ASSMALLOW

A Hispanic chick with a booty like a marsh mallow.

Sometimes used sarcastically towards lanky bitches, insulting them dramatically.
Alfie - Hey John Galord, have you seen Melisa yesterday? she had a damn good assmallow mmmm soo plum and full, I just couldn't resist.

John Gaylordn- Alfie, the only assmallow you can get is yo moms bony ass

rinds!
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Snatch Wagon

"Dude I totally banged (name) last night"
"That's not a good thing, (name) is a huge fucking snatch wagon"
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spludge

when cum drools all over your hand
i had a wank last night and spludge just drooled onto my hand before i gave it a good licking
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MULL STEAMROLLER

SIMILAR TO THE CLEVELAND STEAMROLLER BUT SCOTTISH STYLE! MULL STEAMROLLER - THE ACT OF A MAN DEFECATING ON HIS WIFE'S BACK IN A MIDDLE OF A FIELD. THEN SHE ROCKS HER BODY UP AND DOWN SO THE SHIT ROLLS LIKE A STEAM ROLLER. (MULL IS A WESTERN ISLAND IN SCOTLAND)
"AFTER MY HARD DAYS WORK ON THE FARM, I GAVE MY WIFE A MULL STEAMROLLER"
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PRAWN JUICING

Prawn juicing is when a guy gives his girl the g-spot while he opens his mouth to her pee hole, then he consume all of her fluid. AKA sea water.
For my girlfriends birthday, i gave her a good prawn juicing ;)
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ASS MALLOW

(ass-mallow) A girl with a curvy, big, round ass that seems to get the crowds attention. Every time a girl that has an ass mallow walks buy, you cant help but stare at it and think off nothing but her mallow ass! - And all you wanna do is eat dat thang!
(girl walks past a crowd)

All their mouths water with excitement wanting that ass mallow.
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MULL STEAMROLLER

SIMILAR TO THE CLEVELAND STEAMROLLER BUT SCOTTISH STYLE! MULL STEAMROLLER - THE ACT OF A MAN DEFECATING ON HIS WIFE'S BACK IN A MIDDLE OF A FIELD. THEN SHE ROCKS HER BODY UP AND DOWN SO THE SHIT ROLLS LIKE A STEAM ROLLER. (MULL IS A WESTERN ISLAND IN SCOTLAND)
"AFTER MY HARD DAYS WORK ON THE FARM, I GAVE MY WIFE A MULL STEAMROLLER"
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