Definitions by C.C. Black

Blank Adapter

U.S. Army term for a condom; it allows an individual to train minus the risk of firing live rounds or enduring an accidental discharge.

Hey Troop, make sure you got a pack of blank adapters before you step off the Traffic Light Lounge. You don't want some stripper showing up in 9 months with a fuck trophy to show you or coming home with drippy dick.

Blank Adapter by C.C. Black July 10, 2009

Spitzer Swallow 

key question to ask when arranging a liason with an online escort agency; it will determine whether or not the lady in question will ingest one's ejaculate

Yes, yes, she's lovely... but for $5,500 an hour, does she Spitzer swallow?

Spitzer Swallow by C.C. Black March 13, 2008

pants porpoise 

human penis; so called for the in and out action during coitus, supposedly like the breaching and plunging of a dolphin

"Dude. Vera will be swimming with the pants porpoise tonight, bro!"
"Dude! Really?"
"Yup. She's finally giving up that poonanny, dude."
"Right on, dude."

pants porpoise by C.C. Black February 6, 2008

yogurt launcher 

U.S. Army term for the human penis

I'll get a pack of blank adapters for my six inch yogurt launcher at the PX before my date with Suzy.

yogurt launcher by C.C. Black December 2, 2007

scale the bass 

Human male masturbation; so called because stroking the erect penis resembles, albeit tenuously, the action of removing scales from a game fish in preparation for cooking

Dude, that stripper gave me blue balls. I'm going in the crapper to think about her and scale the bass, then calling it a night.

scale the bass by C.C. Black November 4, 2007

squeeze off a round

to defecate; go number two

Hey, I'm going in the growler to squeeze off a round.

squeeze off a round by C.C. Black March 25, 2007