C L G 's definitions

Alkali Shake

Any beverage mixed with any drugs (prescription or illegal). These are normally very illegal and deeply frowned upon by society, but they are hugely popular.

"What can I get you lads today?!"
"What Alkali Shakes you got tonight, Daz?"
"Any and all. But watch out for the Police!"

by C L G June 28, 2018

Jaycheesing

Derived from the word Jaywalking, Jaycheesing is the act of eating, chomping, biting, nibbling or noming cheese unlawfully or without regard for approaching store managers/workers.

"STOP! POLICE!"
"I'm sorry, Copper... I was only Jaycheesing..."

by C L G March 24, 2020

VIPer

An untrustworthy V.I.P. who may commonly deceive people, be compulsive liars, etc.

Combines the phrase 'Very Important Person' with 'Viper', the species of snake.

“I don't think they should have lied about their contract.”
"Agreed. They're a bit of a VIPer.”

by C L G February 14, 2020

Heapdog

When 5 or more sausages of different meats are put into the same hotdog buns and eaten with at least 3 types of sauce.

"Where are all our sausages?? And what the Fuck are you eating???"
"It's just a Heapdog..."

by C L G March 24, 2020

Butter Upon Bacon

The 1800's slang 'butter upon bacon' is used to as a similie-style reference of extravagance or something over the top.

“Aye, I think it's a good idea to add the classical music performance to tonight's event, but don't you think making a kangaroo juggle eight toddlers is a little bit butter upon bacon?”

by C L G January 31, 2021

Footwhere

Derived from the word 'Footwear', this phrase means you've lost your shoes and are asking where they are.

"Jimmy. You got no shoes, Man."
"I know. Footwhere???"
"Dunno, Jimbo. Dunno."

by C L G March 24, 2020

Fuckdangler

A fuckdangler is somebody who pretends they like/love/are attracted to you and then pull out of the relationship or sexual offer last minute.

Alternatively, it also means people who string you along in a relationship more long-term.

“I never loved you!!! I only dated you because you were there.”
“HOW DARE YOU!!! You... You fucking fuckdangler...”

by C L G June 13, 2020