Scrembled Eggs

Popularised by British furries, the phrase scrembled eggs refers to situations of fear, excitement, worry, or concern, among other things. The phrase is though to have been derived from the word 'scream', as it is generally used in scenarios where screaming would be an adequate reaction.

PERSON 1 : “You are evil and we all hate you now.”
PERSON 2 : “Scrembled eggs.”

by C L G December 02, 2022

Bags O’ Mystery

An 1850's term to reference 'sausages'. The 'mystery' was due to the fact that nobody but the maker of the sausages would know what was in them, and the 'bags' were the guts which contained the chopped meat.

“Hi, Butcher Barry. I'll take 6 steaks and a few Bags O’ Mystery if that's okay.”

by C L G January 31, 2021

Hydrogen Shake

A Hydrogen Shake is an illegal drink that involves mixing Coca-Cola with Ecstasy. It became popular due to Coca-Cola's history with cocaine.

"Bruv. Why this coke taste so funny?"
"Dat' not coke, man! Dat' Hydrogen Shake, innit tho!"

by C L G June 28, 2018

Tinned Soup

Slang for a boring relationship/friendship/position/job etc. Tinned Soup is an extremely boring and desperate food, and it is now a popular slang metaphor for boring things in general.

"Jimmy! Why can't we play chess?"
"Mate.. Chess is the Tinned Soup."

by C L G May 07, 2018

Wafflefairy

A Wafflefairy is somebody who's extremely loud and irritating, often tormenting you in small but annoying ways.

“I'm never babysitting for them again. Their kid is such a Wafflefairy!”

by C L G June 29, 2020

Red Sign

When you are conned into signing a deal that is worse for you than the other member of the document.

“Ha! You're over. That deal you just signed gives me full power over your company!”
“Damn. I can't believe you just gave me the red sign...”

by C L G March 24, 2020

Blonde Beer

When you piss in Ginger Beer and plan on drinking the beverage, it is known as Blonde Beer.

"This tastes weird, Mark. What is it?"
"Blonde Beer, Stan. It's a classic."

by C L G May 07, 2018