C L G 's definitions

Blonde Beer

When you piss in Ginger Beer and plan on drinking the beverage, it is known as Blonde Beer.

"This tastes weird, Mark. What is it?"
"Blonde Beer, Stan. It's a classic."

by C L G May 7, 2018

Gal-Sneaker

Originating in 1870, a 'gal-sneaker' is a man who's devoted to seduction (much like the period equivalent of a pick-up artist.

“That's the fifth woman he's brought over today. What a gal-sneaker.”

by C L G January 31, 2021

Jaycheesing

Derived from the word Jaywalking, Jaycheesing is the act of eating, chomping, biting, nibbling or noming cheese unlawfully or without regard for approaching store managers/workers.

"STOP! POLICE!"
"I'm sorry, Copper... I was only Jaycheesing..."

by C L G March 24, 2020

Alkali Shake

Any beverage mixed with any drugs (prescription or illegal). These are normally very illegal and deeply frowned upon by society, but they are hugely popular.

"What can I get you lads today?!"
"What Alkali Shakes you got tonight, Daz?"
"Any and all. But watch out for the Police!"

by C L G June 28, 2018

Don't Sell Me a Dog

This Victorian phrase means 'don't lie to me'. In the 1800's, it was common for dog salespeople to try to pass mutts off as pedigrees. This is supposedly the origin of the phrase (which was popular until the 1870's).

“You think I'd believe that you're a wizard who's also the cousin of royalty and Bill Gates' twin brother? Don't sell me a dog.”

by C L G January 31, 2021

Fifteen Puzzle

Not to be confused with the vintage board game of the same name, fifteen puzzle is an 1800's phrase referring to total confusion.

“I'm feeling rather fifteen puzzle about this. Are you sure that dogs don't meow?”

by C L G January 31, 2021

VIPer

An untrustworthy V.I.P. who may commonly deceive people, be compulsive liars, etc.

Combines the phrase 'Very Important Person' with 'Viper', the species of snake.

“I don't think they should have lied about their contract.”
"Agreed. They're a bit of a VIPer.”

by C L G February 14, 2020