C L G 's definitions

Blonde Beer

When you piss in Ginger Beer and plan on drinking the beverage, it is known as Blonde Beer.

"This tastes weird, Mark. What is it?"
"Blonde Beer, Stan. It's a classic."

by C L G May 7, 2018

Red Sign

When you are conned into signing a deal that is worse for you than the other member of the document.

“Ha! You're over. That deal you just signed gives me full power over your company!”
“Damn. I can't believe you just gave me the red sign...”

by C L G March 24, 2020

Magnesium Pie

An illegal pie, normally containing meat and ecstasy (where the ecstasy is either in the pie itself, or in the pastry). The flavouring is odd, and it's one of the more hated illegal pie/drug hybrids.

"That tastes disgusting... What is it?"
"Magnesium Pie! Got it from Oz! Beauty, isn't it?!"
"..... No."

by C L G June 28, 2018

Lilt

Lilting (or to Lilt) is to dilute an alcoholic beverage with a soft carbonated drink. The phrase derives from popular soft drink Lilt often being used to dilute vodka, but can be used to reference any soft drink/alcohol combination.

PERSON 1 : “OUCH, MY MOUTH IS BURNING, that stuff is so strong.”
PERSON 2 : “Dude, chill. We'll just Lilt the vodka.”

by C L G October 28, 2022

Karat

Referring to the measurement of purity in respect to rare metals, Karat simply means top quality - the height of something in regards to how great it is.

David : “I just bought that new phone.”
Cheryl : “Does it live up to the hype?”
David : “Oh, it's Karat. Best phone I've ever owned.”

by C L G February 14, 2020

Game Of Moans

When you are engaged in an orgy and everyone suddenly begins to die.

"Why is everyone dead on my floor?"
"They were doing a Game Of Moans.."
"Oh... We should totally do that too!"
"Ok!"

by C L G May 7, 2018

Cop a Mouse

To cop a mouse is to get a black eye. It was theorised that the term (originating in the 1800's) uses 'cop' to refer to the word 'catch', and 'mouse' to refer to the fact that a mouse is roughly the same size and colour/color of a black eye at its worst.

“Careful with the fight tonight. You wouldn't want to cop a mouse.”

by C L G January 31, 2021