Fifteen Puzzle

Not to be confused with the vintage board game of the same name, fifteen puzzle is an 1800's phrase referring to total confusion.
“I'm feeling rather fifteen puzzle about this. Are you sure that dogs don't meow?”
by C L G January 31, 2021
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Jaycheesing

Derived from the word Jaywalking, Jaycheesing is the act of eating, chomping, biting, nibbling or noming cheese unlawfully or without regard for approaching store managers/workers.
"STOP! POLICE!"
"I'm sorry, Copper... I was only Jaycheesing..."
by C L G March 24, 2020
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Ripoffiér

A sarcastic term used by working class people in reference to ridiculously expensive products, especially consumables. It normally acts as a replacement brand name for the actual brand name of said expensive products.

It comes from the word ripoff, but is supposed to sound like an expensive brand too.
“It's so annoying that we have to watch William swan around with his designer suits and his Ripoffiér chocolate.”
by C L G June 30, 2020
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Footwhere

Derived from the word 'Footwear', this phrase means you've lost your shoes and are asking where they are.
"Jimmy. You got no shoes, Man."
"I know. Footwhere???"
"Dunno, Jimbo. Dunno."
by C L G March 24, 2020
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Butter Upon Bacon

The 1800's slang 'butter upon bacon' is used to as a similie-style reference of extravagance or something over the top.
“Aye, I think it's a good idea to add the classical music performance to tonight's event, but don't you think making a kangaroo juggle eight toddlers is a little bit butter upon bacon?”
by C L G January 31, 2021
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Francium Shake

A dodgy and illegal drink that mainly caused hallucinations. Created by mixing LSD, ketamine and pure alcohol, this deadly hallucinogenic beverage is often prepared with a magic mushroom on the edge of the glass.
"MATE! WHY ARE THERE 19 OF ME? AND WHY IS MY MOTHER SHOOTING ADOLF HITLER??? ARRRRRGH!"
"Boss.... You didn't drink that Francium Shake, did you? Boss... Why are you eating the bartender...?"
by C L G June 28, 2018
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Enthuzimuzzy

A sarcastic or mocking term to reference enthusiasm. It was supposedly invented by a man called Braham the Terror and surfaced in the 1800's.
“You seem pretty enthuzimuzzy for somebody who's about to be defeated in battle.”
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