C L G 's definitions

Bubble Around

Bubbling around is a piece of Victorian slang usually used to refer to a verbal attack, perhaps via gossip or the media.

“If you bubble around again, we will be forced to evict you from our most noble society.”

by C L G January 31, 2021

49 Shades of Grey

When you go to a furniture/carpet/flooring store and they don't have the item in the shade of grey you wanted, the store is '49 Shades Of Grey'.

"I really like darker greys... This store is terrible. It's 49 Shades of Grey, if you get what I mean."

by C L G March 24, 2020

Chav

A 'Chav' can be found jumping from playground equipment, kicking cans and walking like they have a twisted ankle. The reasons for this strange behaviour is unknown, but some spectators suggest it could be to establish their importance, since they're normally about half the height of an average person. Their outfits of choice are full blue tracksuits, hoodies, empty backpacks and caps... preferably backwards. They like to threaten people and then run when approached, as well as carrying plenty of fake knives and bags of sugar to attempt to feel in charge and appeal to other members of the strange species. They can also be seen smoking joke cigarettes and carrying water pistols, in groups of at least 69.

Person 1: Did you see Shawn?!
Person 2: Yes. He's threatening a turtle with a twig and running away when it looks at him.
Person 1: What a chav....

by C L G September 2, 2017

Cat-Lap

A Victorian society term used scornfully/sarcastically by drinkers of strong beer and other liquors to refer to tea and coffee.

“I'll take a beer. I'm not into that Cat-Lap like the people you might be used to seeing around here.”

by C L G January 31, 2021

Carfark

When a carpark is too far away from the place the carpark is for, it's known as a Carfark.

"I can barely even see the shop from where we're parked... You'd think we would get better treatment than this."
"What a Carfark! AM I RIGHT, MEG???"
"... No. Just no."

by C L G March 24, 2020

The Weakest Drink

A drinking game which is played similarly to TV game show, The Weakest Link.

“You coming to the party? We'll be playing The Weakest Drink.”
“That sounds good. I'll bring my friends.”

by C L G February 14, 2020

Screm

Popularised by British furries, the word screm refers to situations of fear, excitement, worry, or concern, among other things. The word is though to have been derived from the word 'scream', as it is generally used in scenarios where screaming would be an adequate reaction.

PERSON 1 : “He wants to kiss you because he is in love with you.”
PERSON 2 : “Screm.”

by C L G December 2, 2022