C L G 's definitions

Enthuzimuzzy

A sarcastic or mocking term to reference enthusiasm. It was supposedly invented by a man called Braham the Terror and surfaced in the 1800's.

“You seem pretty enthuzimuzzy for somebody who's about to be defeated in battle.”

by C L G January 31, 2021

Icky Spat

A small but unpleasant argument, normally with a close friend or relative.

“You need to stay on my sofa because you had a big fuck-off argument with your parents?”
“IT WASN'T A BIG FUCK-OFF ARGUMENT. It was... Just an Icky Spat.”

by C L G June 29, 2020

Collie Shangles

A Victorian slang term meaning quarrels or arguments. It was referenced in Queen Victoria's journal 'More Leaves' in 1884.

More Leaves : “At five minutes to eleven rode off with Beatrice, good Sharp going with us, and having occasional collie shangles (a Scottish word for quarrels or rows, but taken from fights between dogs) with collies when we came near cottages.”

by C L G January 31, 2021

Bog Roll Bandits

People who viciously stockpile toilet paper, especially with the intention of reselling at a higher price during times of low supply.

“There's no toilet roll left to buy...”
“Sorry, Mate. It was the Bog Roll Bandits.”

by C L G June 29, 2020

Bed-Digger

When you only enter a relationship because you need a bed/think their bed is comfier than yours. Like gold-diggers, but for beds.

"God. Linda knows that Jez only sleeps with her for the bed, right?"
"I know.. What a total Bed-Digger."

by C L G May 7, 2018

Francium Shake

A dodgy and illegal drink that mainly caused hallucinations. Created by mixing LSD, ketamine and pure alcohol, this deadly hallucinogenic beverage is often prepared with a magic mushroom on the edge of the glass.

"MATE! WHY ARE THERE 19 OF ME? AND WHY IS MY MOTHER SHOOTING ADOLF HITLER??? ARRRRRGH!"
"Boss.... You didn't drink that Francium Shake, did you? Boss... Why are you eating the bartender...?"

by C L G June 28, 2018

Bang Up To The Elephant

A Victorian term originating in London in 1882, bang up to the elephant refers to something being perfect/complete/done properly.

“Let me tell you, this food is truly bang up to the elephant. Could I get the recipe?”

by C L G January 31, 2021