An 1800's term to indicate that somebody is extremely drunk. It comes from the mispronouncing of 'half' in 'half pint of beer' to 'arf'. 'Arf arf and arf' would therefore indicate a high volume of alcohol has been drunk by the individual.
“Look at Gerry. He's staggering around all over the place.”
“Aye, definitely arfarfan'arf, isn't he?”
“Aye, definitely arfarfan'arf, isn't he?”
by C L G January 31, 2021
"Harry... Why are you so drunk?"
"OH! HI, MEGMOG! HAHA!!! I'VE JUST BEEN TO A PUNTUP!!! WOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"
"I sometimes wonder if marrying you is even worth the money..."
"OH! HI, MEGMOG! HAHA!!! I'VE JUST BEEN TO A PUNTUP!!! WOOOOOO!!!!!!!!"
"I sometimes wonder if marrying you is even worth the money..."
by C L G March 24, 2020
Cream cheese refers to the term 'new money', cream referencing 'new' and cheese referencing 'money'. If you made your fortune yourself, you're classed as cream cheese.
by C L G July 04, 2021
When high on drugs, the act of tripping and hallucinating extreme visions of murdering people (normally women in questionable lines of work).
"Why is Ben cutting the floor with a plastic knife?"
"I think he's done a Jack The Tripper, innit.."
"I think he's done a Jack The Tripper, innit.."
by C L G May 08, 2018
If somebody wears far too many pairs of sunglasses, often even indoors, they are considered a Jack Of All Shades.
They're likely to combine the two aspects of owning far too many pairs of sunglasses and wearing sunglasses far too often, just as regularly in a sunny atmosphere as in winter, at night time, or indoors.
They're likely to combine the two aspects of owning far too many pairs of sunglasses and wearing sunglasses far too often, just as regularly in a sunny atmosphere as in winter, at night time, or indoors.
Dexter : “Have you seen Carl? He's been wearing sunglasses all day, even in the office.”
Larry : “Wow... I guess he must be a Jack Of All Shades.”
Larry : “Wow... I guess he must be a Jack Of All Shades.”
by C L G February 14, 2020
An 1850's term to reference 'sausages'. The 'mystery' was due to the fact that nobody but the maker of the sausages would know what was in them, and the 'bags' were the guts which contained the chopped meat.
by C L G January 31, 2021
Mature cheddar is slang for "old money". If somebody inherited their fortune, they are classed as mature cheddar.
by C L G July 04, 2021