Con-Way Street

A Con-Way Street is a situation where a deal or contract is made which, by using deceit and trickery, only actually has a positive outcome for one of the people signing.

Based on the phrase 'One-Way Street' and the word 'Con'.
“So he was conned pretty bad in that deal?”
“Yea, it was a Con-Way Street.”
by C L G February 14, 2020
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Bob the Billder

The phrase 'Bob the Billder' refers to a stingy, tight, or overly expensive builder or manual contractor. It can also be used in reference to general laborers who are forceful or pushy when collecting their payment at the end of the job.

The phrase likely originates from popular children's TV show character, Bob the Builder, combined with the financial word 'bill'.
PERSON 1 : “That'll be $50m for the sink replacement, fella.”
PERSON 2 : “WHAT??? Fine, I'll send the cash. But you're a serious Bob the Billder, you know.”
by C L G December 02, 2022
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VIPer

An untrustworthy V.I.P. who may commonly deceive people, be compulsive liars, etc.

Combines the phrase 'Very Important Person' with 'Viper', the species of snake.
I don't think they should have lied about their contract.”
"Agreed. They're a bit of a VIPer.”
by C L G February 14, 2020
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Don't Sell Me a Dog

This Victorian phrase means 'don't lie to me'. In the 1800's, it was common for dog salespeople to try to pass mutts off as pedigrees. This is supposedly the origin of the phrase (which was popular until the 1870's).
“You think I'd believe that you're a wizard who's also the cousin of royalty and Bill Gates' twin brother? Don't sell me a dog.”
by C L G January 31, 2021
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Alkali Shake

Any beverage mixed with any drugs (prescription or illegal). These are normally very illegal and deeply frowned upon by society, but they are hugely popular.
"What can I get you lads today?!"
"What Alkali Shakes you got tonight, Daz?"
"Any and all. But watch out for the Police!"
by C L G June 28, 2018
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Heapdog

When 5 or more sausages of different meats are put into the same hotdog buns and eaten with at least 3 types of sauce.
"Where are all our sausages?? And what the Fuck are you eating???"
"It's just a Heapdog..."
by C L G March 24, 2020
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Gal-Sneaker

Originating in 1870, a 'gal-sneaker' is a man who's devoted to seduction (much like the period equivalent of a pick-up artist.
“That's the fifth woman he's brought over today. What a gal-sneaker.”
by C L G January 31, 2021
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