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Definitions by C L G

Jack Of All Shades 

If somebody wears far too many pairs of sunglasses, often even indoors, they are considered a Jack Of All Shades.

They're likely to combine the two aspects of owning far too many pairs of sunglasses and wearing sunglasses far too often, just as regularly in a sunny atmosphere as in winter, at night time, or indoors.
Dexter : “Have you seen Carl? He's been wearing sunglasses all day, even in the office.”
Larry : “Wow... I guess he must be a Jack Of All Shades.”
Jack Of All Shades by C L G February 14, 2020

Big Word Book 

A sarcastic term commonly used to replace 'Dictionary' when somebody uses longer words than they normally would.
Ben : “This food is proper phenomenal.”
Kim : “You been reading up on a Big Word Book?”
Big Word Book by C L G February 14, 2020
Referring to the measurement of purity in respect to rare metals, Karat simply means top quality - the height of something in regards to how great it is.
David : “I just bought that new phone.”
Cheryl : “Does it live up to the hype?”
David : “Oh, it's Karat. Best phone I've ever owned.”
Karat by C L G February 14, 2020

Con-Way Street 

A Con-Way Street is a situation where a deal or contract is made which, by using deceit and trickery, only actually has a positive outcome for one of the people signing.

Based on the phrase 'One-Way Street' and the word 'Con'.
“So he was conned pretty bad in that deal?”
Yea, it was a Con-Way Street.”
Con-Way Street by C L G February 14, 2020
An untrustworthy V.I.P. who may commonly deceive people, be compulsive liars, etc.

Combines the phrase 'Very Important Person' with 'Viper', the species of snake.
“I don't think they should have lied about their contract.”
"Agreed. They're a bit of a VIPer.”
VIPer by C L G February 14, 2020

The Weakest Drink 

A drinking game which is played similarly to TV game show, The Weakest Link.
“You coming to the party? We'll be playing The Weakest Drink.”
“That sounds good. I'll bring my friends.”
The Weakest Drink by C L G February 14, 2020

Copper Shake 

A popular drink in the crime underworld that involves mixing cocaine with expensive alcoholic beverages.
"Bro. I know it's champagne, but what's with that price tag?"
"Bruv. Dis ain't no champagne. It's a Copper Shake!"
Copper Shake by C L G June 28, 2018