15 definitions by Buttpucker

Farge

Like the top of a ketchup bottle the gooey, crusty stuff thats builds up.

Alternative spelling/pronunciation see “tharge”

I wanted mustard on my hot dog until I saw all of that farge under the cap.

by Buttpucker January 19, 2022

oofeeef

Oofeeef smells worse than a queef. Stinks so bad you wanna brush your teeth.

Oofeeef that stanks!!

by Buttpucker November 24, 2022

drotchfroth

An overwhelming stench in the crotch area.

Whew! I didn’t realize I had such terrible drotchfroth until I squatted down to tie my shoe!

by Buttpucker September 30, 2019

Big uglies

Hot guys of the bambi killer variety.

You'll meet a guy at sturgis, that place is crawling with big uglies!

by Buttpucker May 18, 2018

Water monkey

A house guest that drinks all of your beverages, especially bottled water.

Fuck him, he was a water monkey!

by Buttpucker September 5, 2015

Stooopid

The chola version of 'stupid'.

I hope Juan doesn't show up to my cousins quinceñera, that would be so stooopid!

by Buttpucker February 10, 2017

anal winking

When you squeeze your butthole so it puckers and 'winks'.

Did you see that pornstar's anal winking?

by Buttpucker September 5, 2015