Lester Diamond

Reference to the movie "Casino". An old boyfriend that is a total piece of shit but has total mind control over you. Every girl has one.

Omg you look just like my Lester diamond!

by Buttpucker October 23, 2019

anal winking

When you squeeze your butthole so it puckers and 'winks'.

Did you see that pornstar's anal winking?

by Buttpucker October 21, 2015

When a woman gets horny & teased but does not climax, resulting in grumpiness and phantom pain in the crotch.

You had to ruin the mood again and give me blue clit!

by Buttpucker October 21, 2015

The dried-up, semi-solid drips of condiments left on tables and other surfaces.

Ewwww lets find another table, this one has ketchup tharge all over it.

by Buttpucker December 23, 2021

A house guest that drinks all of your beverages, especially bottled water.

by Buttpucker October 21, 2015

Like the top of a ketchup bottle the gooey, crusty stuff thats builds up.

Alternative spelling/pronunciation see “tharge”

I wanted mustard on my hot dog until I saw all of that farge under the cap.

by Buttpucker January 19, 2022

Whew! I didn’t realize I had such terrible drotchfroth until I squatted down to tie my shoe!

by Buttpucker September 29, 2019