Stooopid

The chola version of 'stupid'.

I hope Juan doesn't show up to my cousins quinceñera, that would be so stooopid!

by Buttpucker February 10, 2017

Cockwater

Soapy water left in the sink after washing one's genitals.

I wouldn't let that bitch drink my Cockwater if she was dying of thirst!

by Buttpucker October 29, 2015

Ploozer

Someone who is both a poser and a loser.

That dude is a ploozer.

by Buttpucker September 05, 2015

Lester Diamond

Reference to the movie "Casino". An old boyfriend that is a total piece of shit but has total mind control over you. Every girl has one.

Omg you look just like my Lester diamond!

by Buttpucker October 23, 2019

TBTBs

Stands for “Tits Below The Belt” and refers to really huge, saggy, droopy, deflated breasts on a woman.

Dang! Look at that homeless lady’s TBTBs! Someone really should donate a bra to her.

by Buttpucker August 21, 2024

Water monkey

A house guest that drinks all of your beverages, especially bottled water.

Fuck him, he was a water monkey!

by Buttpucker September 05, 2015

Big uglies

Hot guys of the bambi killer variety.

You'll meet a guy at sturgis, that place is crawling with big uglies!

by Buttpucker May 18, 2018