Buttpucker 's definitions

Big uglies

Hot guys of the bambi killer variety.

You'll meet a guy at sturgis, that place is crawling with big uglies!

by Buttpucker June 7, 2018

pugescent

When something makes you want to super-puke or double-puke.

Fish that eat toe jam off your feet when you get a pedicure is completely pugescent!

by Buttpucker January 24, 2018

Cockwater

Soapy water left in the sink after washing one's genitals.

I wouldn't let that bitch drink my Cockwater if she was dying of thirst!

by Buttpucker December 28, 2015

Lester Diamond

Reference to the movie "Casino". An old boyfriend that is a total piece of shit but has total mind control over you. Every girl has one.

Omg you look just like my Lester diamond!

by Buttpucker October 23, 2019

drotchfroth

An overwhelming stench in the crotch area.

Whew! I didn’t realize I had such terrible drotchfroth until I squatted down to tie my shoe!

by Buttpucker September 29, 2019

tharge

The dried-up, semi-solid drips of condiments left on tables and other surfaces.

Ewwww lets find another table, this one has ketchup tharge all over it.

by Buttpucker December 23, 2021

anal winking

When you squeeze your butthole so it puckers and 'winks'.

Did you see that pornstar's anal winking?

by Buttpucker October 21, 2015