ButterMN's definitions

Stapler Fart

The sound a stapler makes when it is in use.

My metal stapler has a loud stapler fart, espeically when I don't have a lot of sheet to staple.

by ButterMN January 8, 2008

Cheese Corner Bite

The situation where you have a round sandwich and square cheese. The cheese sticks out in four places. Upon lifting the sandwich the user will rotate to a place where the cheese sticks out from under the bun and take a bite. This bite is known as the cheese corner bite. Most round sandwiches come with four cheese corner bites.

Julia: "I love the cheese corner bite, it is the cheesiest ever"

by ButterMN May 30, 2008

Grotes

Short for Groty to the Max

The guy with the ear hair is GROTES!

by ButterMN August 4, 2008

Fashion Backward

The opposite of Fashion Forward. Being unfashionably lost in the old trends or non-trends of fashion.

Her fashion sense stopped at about 1989, her blazers with oversized shoulderpads and pleated front pants make her fashion backward. Let's not even talk about her bangs that she curls into a claw in her permed hair.

by ButterMN February 25, 2008

BFF-est

By adding the suffix "est" to BFF you acknowlege that one person is your bestest bestest friend forever.

The suffix is derived from the adjective-chain big, bigger, biggest. Increasing in size until it can increased no further. This gives a new chain of BFF, BFF-er, BFF-est.

Julia, you are my BFF-est ever.

by ButterMN February 25, 2008

fomotion

The act of promoting your friend to a higher position within a company. The promotion is not due to their hard work, the only qualification is that they are your friend.

WorkerBee1: "K gave HH a fomotion"
WorkerBee2: "I didn't know there was an open position"
WorkerBee1: "They have been good friends for years."

by ButterMN October 2, 2007

Friend Affair

The situation where:
1. Friend A gets introduced to Friend C by Friend B.
2. Friend A and Friend C get along better with each other than with Friend B (usually Friend B is just unstable and irrational).
3. Friend A and Friend C become best friends, and exclude Friend B completely.

Jan: "Cindy, this is my friend Marsha"

Cindy: "Marsha, I like you better than I like Jan, let's go to the club and meet guys together, don't tell Jan."

Marsha: "OK, we are having a friend affair you know."

Jan: "boo hoo! i am sad"

by ButterMN May 15, 2008