Vivian: Yo, Kev, I got some ho lasagne for you, better than last night
Kevin: Cool. I hope it tastes better, cuz you know how I swell up after you fuck an Asian.
Kevin: Cool. I hope it tastes better, cuz you know how I swell up after you fuck an Asian.
by Butter Mike October 11, 2018

Jacquie: Holy fuck, Tanisha, you were right, I had an 8-inch cowboy dick for months and then I got railroaded by a huge 12-inch, thick, super black dick that gave me black cock syndrome, he even put that black pipe in my tight asshole, and I will never be the same. I hope he gets over the fact that I shit on that rod when he pulled it out.
Tanisha: Yeah, Girl, I know what you mean. I always tell them if you want to go in the stink, you always get a surprise than if you go in the pink.
Tanisha: Yeah, Girl, I know what you mean. I always tell them if you want to go in the stink, you always get a surprise than if you go in the pink.
by Butter Mike October 23, 2023

by Butter Mike September 15, 2018

keke: girl, that chicken is running right through me. I don’t want to leave a NaeNae butt stain in this booth
Laelae: oh, whatever, it won’t be the first time
Laelae: oh, whatever, it won’t be the first time
by Butter Mike February 08, 2023

Tyreesha: Hey, sorry, can you just put this chicken with your stuff and I will pay you back.
Register: (Beep, Beep)
Daniel: Um.....
Cashier: Oh boy... You ever heard of a black girl freebie? If not, that's what it is.
Register: (Beep, Beep)
Daniel: Um.....
Cashier: Oh boy... You ever heard of a black girl freebie? If not, that's what it is.
by Butter Mike August 31, 2019

jim: are you fucking kidding me right now, is my wife sucking your flacid penis?
enrique: dont bullshittily complain about it after you watch
enrique: dont bullshittily complain about it after you watch
by Butter Mike November 06, 2019

Jim: OMG, Dude, did you see that beast by the meat counter? She is ugly as fuck, but that Corona hairdo makes it ten times worse.
Mike: That should be illegal. I think my Kale just wilted thinking about her naked. I wish they made total head masks.
Mike: That should be illegal. I think my Kale just wilted thinking about her naked. I wish they made total head masks.
by Butter Mike May 05, 2020
