covid whore

An unemployed stripper who has to turn tricks to pay the bills
Lollipop: Oh hell no, Bitch, don't you be bringing your nasty covid whore ass on my street.
Mandy: Fuck you, Sasquatch. Maybe you should put a mask on, you will probably make more money.
by Butter Mike May 18, 2020
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Covid squirt

What a desperate whore says now that most cities are in phase one and loves cum.
Michelle: Fuck yeah, i dont give a flying fuck if this dude has a 4-inch dick or not, he can give me a Covid squirt in my pink and stink.
by Butter Mike June 01, 2020
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Court Reporter

An interesting person, normally a female, but also gay and closeted hetero males, that stenographically record
legal proceedings on those little machines with no letters or numbers.
Marisol: Damn, I worked my ass off today. My perverted judge kept asking me to read back just so he could see my tits bounce when I pulled the paper out of my machine.
Juan: That's the life of a Court Reporter. You are lucky. I have to bounce in Chambers.
by Butter Mike October 20, 2018
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Covid whore

An unemployed stripper who has turned to prostitution
Lollipop: oh hell no, bitch, don’t be trying to take my corner just cuz u a covid whore
Mandy: fuck off, sasquatch, you would probably make more money if you put a mask on
by Butter Mike May 18, 2020
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butter beer

A bullshit drink concocted by assholes in capes
Look at that freek in the cape, bitch sucking down a butter beer
by Butter Mike September 15, 2018
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Jew Bag Surprise

When your so-called ex best friend comes to visit you and shits on your good sheets after eating gefilte fish and matzo ball soup.
Rachel: Jesus H. Christ, what the fuck? You stupid bitch, you just shit all over these sheets that I paid good money for, not even on clearance. You dumb fucking jew bag.
Ori: Surprise surprise. That’s what you get, it’s called a jew bag surprise, I have always been jealous of you and I couldn’t wait to drop a big log on your fucking sheets.
by Butter Mike January 22, 2024
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digital court reporter

A wannabe record-keeper who has the skills of an entry-level fry cook at a fast food restaurant.
Donna: Hey, Lawanda, you can be a digital court reporter with virtually no experience and a sixth-grade level vocabulary. You in?
Lawanda: Shit, are you for real, though? Hell yeah. As long as I dont have to wear a hair net and I can get my lashes done every Friday, I am in.
by Butter Mike June 16, 2023
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