peepee secret

Some shit that dentists say when they hit you with the laughing gas and feel your goodies
If you don’t tell, this will be our little peepee secret, i love all cavities
by Butter Mike September 15, 2018
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ho lasagne

A delicious treat for those who like the taste of ass, dick,
cum, and pussy
Vivian: Yo, Kev, I got some ho lasagne for you, better than last night
Kevin: Cool. I hope it tastes better, cuz you know how I swell up after you fuck an Asian.
by Butter Mike October 11, 2018
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black cock syndrome

What a white girl has after she gets plowed by a huge black dick
Jacquie: Holy fuck, Tanisha, you were right, I had an 8-inch cowboy dick for months and then I got railroaded by a huge 12-inch, thick, super black dick that gave me black cock syndrome, he even put that black pipe in my tight asshole, and I will never be the same. I hope he gets over the fact that I shit on that rod when he pulled it out.
Tanisha: Yeah, Girl, I know what you mean. I always tell them if you want to go in the stink, you always get a surprise than if you go in the pink.
by Butter Mike October 23, 2023
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Jew Bag Surprise

When your so-called ex best friend comes to visit you and shits on your good sheets after eating gefilte fish and matzo ball soup.
Rachel: Jesus H. Christ, what the fuck? You stupid bitch, you just shit all over these sheets that I paid good money for, not even on clearance. You dumb fucking jew bag.
Ori: Surprise surprise. That’s what you get, it’s called a jew bag surprise, I have always been jealous of you and I couldn’t wait to drop a big log on your fucking sheets.
by Butter Mike January 22, 2024
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Covid whore

An unemployed stripper who has turned to prostitution
Lollipop: oh hell no, bitch, don’t be trying to take my corner just cuz u a covid whore
Mandy: fuck off, sasquatch, you would probably make more money if you put a mask on
by Butter Mike May 18, 2020
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butter beer

A bullshit drink concocted by assholes in capes
Look at that freek in the cape, bitch sucking down a butter beer
by Butter Mike September 15, 2018
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covid whore

An unemployed stripper who has to turn tricks to pay the bills
Lollipop: Oh hell no, Bitch, don't you be bringing your nasty covid whore ass on my street.
Mandy: Fuck you, Sasquatch. Maybe you should put a mask on, you will probably make more money.
by Butter Mike May 18, 2020
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