Pageant Queen

A shady bitch who will stop at nothing to be in the top 15 of a pageant.
Renee Armpit: Oh hell no, I am the pageant queen. I can't believe that whore is trying to put two
chicken cutlets in her bikini top.
Jenny Pskeevy: Well, I tried to fuck that bitch by pissing on her hair rollers and rubbing my ass on her dress. If she gets them cutlets in, we are definitely fucked.
by Butter Mike October 20, 2018
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Jew Bag Surprise

When your so-called ex best friend comes to visit you and shits on your good sheets after eating gefilte fish and matzo ball soup.
Rachel: Jesus H. Christ, what the fuck? You stupid bitch, you just shit all over these sheets that I paid good money for, not even on clearance. You dumb fucking jew bag.
Ori: Surprise surprise. That’s what you get, it’s called a jew bag surprise, I have always been jealous of you and I couldn’t wait to drop a big log on your fucking sheets.
by Butter Mike January 23, 2024
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mozzy fox

A naive bitch with a really fucked up hairdo.
Jan: Holy hell, what the fuck happened to your hair? You have joined the mozzy fox club.
Jackie: No fucking shit. That pussy-ass stylist said he was going to give me the hottest new style and I let him. It looks like I have striped pubic hair all over my head.
by Butter Mike November 14, 2021
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bullshittily

something a big whore would say after she is caught with a big dick in her mouth
jim: are you fucking kidding me right now, is my wife sucking your flacid penis?
enrique: dont bullshittily complain about it after you watch
by Butter Mike November 07, 2019
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Kint Rag

What a fat, smelly dentist uses to wipe the cum off his roly poly dick after he fucks up your mouth and gets excited about it.
Doctor: Fuck me, Gertrude, oops, it happened again, get me that handy dandy Kint Rag, my sweaty balls are sticking to this dumb bitch’s fillings.
Gertrude: Damn, Doc, you really must have fucked this one up, I havn’t seen so much juice come out of that tiny dick since you fucked me in the ass with a kotex in my cooter
by Butter Mike April 08, 2023
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social distance

Something that is a new norm but should have been the norm for many years
Sara: Bitch, you better get away from me, cuz I ain’t trying to throw the social distance card around, but you smell like a dirty ass that was fucked by a homeless guy.
Tiffany: ok, boo, I will remember that when you ask to borrow my lipstick next time
by Butter Mike April 28, 2020
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mother of the year

What every mother dreams of winning, but is usually said in a demeaning manner
Rose: Damn, you are cooking tater tots and hot dogs for dinner again? You will definitely be mother of the year
Cher: Whatever. I have the hottest tots and dogs around.
by Butter Mike November 25, 2018
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