ButtHead's definitions

Furbert

A person, usually a man, that is erotically involved or fixated on teddy bears. This is considered to be a fetish.

The furbert had a field day in the stuffed animal section and got the nickname in jail as "Diddle-Me-Elmo".

by Butthead February 6, 2005

wazzer

either the toilet most usually
or sometimes the penis itself
and sometimes urinating itself

my wazzer will be angry if ud doesn't add this

by butthead September 26, 2008

anal crusader

A practicing butt pirate

Kenny is the gayest anal crusader ever!!!!

by butthead January 5, 2006

real winner

A sarcastic way of stating real loser

Dubya is a real winner.

by butthead May 11, 2006

Urban S’more

An Urban S'more is a five-some consisting of an extremely large white skinned fluffy as the marshmallow center, surrounded by two creamy chocolate sistas, held firmly together with a cracker on each side - preferably named Graham.

The Graham boys found the right ingredients for an Urban S’more!

by ButtHead November 11, 2013

shaggy horse

Another euphemism, very old in English, for the male genitalia.

My wife rode the shaggy horse 'til it puked.

by butthead May 10, 2006

turdtamper

a male who likes to be active in anal sex

patrice is a total turdtamper, my asshole still hurts

by butthead June 29, 2007