ButtHead's definitions

wazzer

either the toilet most usually
or sometimes the penis itself
and sometimes urinating itself

my wazzer will be angry if ud doesn't add this

by butthead September 26, 2008

Furbert

A person, usually a man, that is erotically involved or fixated on teddy bears. This is considered to be a fetish.

The furbert had a field day in the stuffed animal section and got the nickname in jail as "Diddle-Me-Elmo".

by Butthead February 6, 2005

real winner

A sarcastic way of stating real loser

Dubya is a real winner.

by butthead May 11, 2006

dick smasher

A useless person, N.A. equivalent of wanker, or tosser.

Dubya is a dick smasher

by Butthead December 2, 2005

Furball

A Furbert orgy. An freakish lifestyle group.

I just finished picking out the pink lint from my crack from last night's Furball.

by Butthead February 6, 2005

lick my pouch

kind of like lick my scrotum , was related as an australian pleasantry, referring to marsupials, i would guess

those poms can lick my pouch

by butthead April 2, 2008

felch factory

An extremely promiscuous homosexual, or one who takes felching to the extreme.

Nathan was a real felch factory at the club last night.

by Butthead February 7, 2005