ButtHead's definitions

anal crusader

A practicing butt pirate

Kenny is the gayest anal crusader ever!!!!

by butthead January 5, 2006

schmeggy

cheezy, nasty, reeking like smegma

the milk went all schmeggy

by butthead April 15, 2008

felch factory

An extremely promiscuous homosexual, or one who takes felching to the extreme.

Nathan was a real felch factory at the club last night.

by Butthead February 7, 2005

shaggy horse

Another euphemism, very old in English, for the male genitalia.

My wife rode the shaggy horse 'til it puked.

by butthead May 10, 2006

wazzer

either the toilet most usually
or sometimes the penis itself
and sometimes urinating itself

my wazzer will be angry if ud doesn't add this

by butthead September 26, 2008

Urban S’more

An Urban S'more is a five-some consisting of an extremely large white skinned fluffy as the marshmallow center, surrounded by two creamy chocolate sistas, held firmly together with a cracker on each side - preferably named Graham.

The Graham boys found the right ingredients for an Urban S’more!

by ButtHead November 11, 2013

turdtamper

a male who likes to be active in anal sex

patrice is a total turdtamper, my asshole still hurts

by butthead June 29, 2007