Also known as Mrs Elton John. In late 2005, Ms David Furnish vowed, in a civil union (or faggot's marriage), only to exchange bodily fluids with Sir Elton for the rest of her life. Presumably, Sir Elton will similarly only sodomise David's ass or inject copious amounts of semen into David's gargling throat and no one else's til one of them dies from HIV, severely chapped lips, a prolapsed rectum or an over-inflammed hemorroid.
As part of his marital obligations, David Furnish takes Sir Elton's cock into his sloppy old arse on a regular basis.
by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006
Get the david furnishmug. A good sign that a female human being is no longer a virgin. This is because the hyman (or more correctly 'hymen') is broken or busted at first penetration by a penis or similar object.
by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006
Get the Busted Hymanmug. A piece of shit about 6 inches long. Named after the brand of a chocolate bar which looks just like it.
by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006
Get the Polly wafflemug. Facial hair covering the area just forward of the ears on men and certain unfortunate women of Mediterrainian extraction.
The name was derived from Burnside, an American Civil War general who, whilst clearly a man of style and innovation with his own sideburns, was a terribly poor military commander and was also a renowned figjam.
The name was derived from Burnside, an American Civil War general who, whilst clearly a man of style and innovation with his own sideburns, was a terribly poor military commander and was also a renowned figjam.
Man, are you living in the seventies? With those sideburns you could star as a crim in Starsky & Hutch!
by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006
Get the sideburnsmug. The short name for a chemical known as methyl mercaptan which is a naturally-occuring but toxic, smelly gas. Its chemical formula is CH4S which is very similar to methane (CH4). Both of these gases are found in farts and the mercaptan is responsible for the stench associated with flatulent activities.
I am paying for eating those boiled eggs for breakfast. I am passing mercaptan and methane with gay abandon.
by Busted Hyman July 6, 2006
Get the mercaptanmug. The mass-murder of majestic defenseless harmless sea-going mammals by Japanese fishermen- all in the name of science.
Another shameful example of whale hunting with a 20-meter humpback skewered by those Japanese in waters somewhere in the Southern Ocean (nowhere near Japan) all to advance the science of glutony.
by busted hyman July 13, 2009
Get the Whale huntingmug. The aromatic and slippery juices produced and excreted by the human vagina as an aid to lubrication prior to insertion of the penis or digits.
by Busted Hyman July 5, 2006
Get the Beaver Milkmug.