A Gentleman's romantic term for performing oral sex on a lady.
Best not used verbally in said ladies company during coitus as she may take unreasonable offence that could potentially spoil the mood somewhat, with a risk of the daft cow snapping a quim string and cutting short the Gentleman's enjoyment completely.
Women, eh?
Best not used verbally in said ladies company during coitus as she may take unreasonable offence that could potentially spoil the mood somewhat, with a risk of the daft cow snapping a quim string and cutting short the Gentleman's enjoyment completely.
Women, eh?
"How did you get on with that girl last night mate?"
"I had her glistening by 9 o'clock, I warmed her up nicely to gash mark 4 and then went down for the gravy"
"I had her glistening by 9 o'clock, I warmed her up nicely to gash mark 4 and then went down for the gravy"
by Burning blue soul June 22, 2017
"And the Lord proclaimed all who believe in he shall be awarded entry to the kingdom of heaven and sit at his side....but if thy disbelieve in his almighty power the lord shall show his displeasure and wrath with the pox and scurvy and dental surgery"
by Burning blue soul January 16, 2017
The trade name, used by Doctors, Anatomists and physiologists, referring to a larger lady or gentleman that has such a high Body Mass Index that the bloody BMI machine won't even read it correctly.
This "fat fucker" demographic tend to develope an unsightly fold of skin at the ankles and wrists that look like screw joints.
This "fat fucker" demographic tend to develope an unsightly fold of skin at the ankles and wrists that look like screw joints.
Dr "Nurse, who is my next appointment with?"
Nurse "Mr Roberts is here waiting now, shall I send him in?"
Dr "wait a minute, I'm trying to find his file.....oh Yes, here it is....fuck!!! He's the fat bastard with the disgusting screw on feet, isn't He?"
Nurse "Yes he is....ill send him in now"
Nurse "Mr Roberts is here waiting now, shall I send him in?"
Dr "wait a minute, I'm trying to find his file.....oh Yes, here it is....fuck!!! He's the fat bastard with the disgusting screw on feet, isn't He?"
Nurse "Yes he is....ill send him in now"
by Burning blue soul July 29, 2017
Description of the furious and enraged state of a woman when she can't get her own way
Also known as "throwing a wobbler"
Also known as "throwing a wobbler"
Husband "How is my wife Doctor? The nurse told me she has snapped a quim string"
Doctor "After the news you broke to her about missing your wedding anniversary to go on a fishing trip with your buddy's, I would say Katia is doing as well as can be expected. She has completely snapped her 3rd, 4th and 5th quim strings, 1 and 2 or hanging by a thread. It may be weeks...months even before re-attachment"
Doctor "After the news you broke to her about missing your wedding anniversary to go on a fishing trip with your buddy's, I would say Katia is doing as well as can be expected. She has completely snapped her 3rd, 4th and 5th quim strings, 1 and 2 or hanging by a thread. It may be weeks...months even before re-attachment"
by Burning blue soul March 01, 2017
The descriptive phrase for a man who is expert in the art of orally pleasing a lady. He can stay down there for so long without coming up for air.
by Burning blue soul March 06, 2017
1. The happy free-spirited state of a newly erect penis.
2. To be annoyed with someone or something.
3. Not to be confused with " to get a chubby ONE " that refers to pairing up for the evening with a larger lady/ gentleman.
2. To be annoyed with someone or something.
3. Not to be confused with " to get a chubby ONE " that refers to pairing up for the evening with a larger lady/ gentleman.
1. "I'm not bothering to come out tonight Katerina, I'm gonna stay home and watch 3D cartoon Incest porn and get a chubby on".
2. "Those girls in the accounts Dept really are getting me a chubby on "
3. "I've had enough of skinny women for now , it's like fucking a wish bone. I'm gonna get me a chubby one tonight "
2. "Those girls in the accounts Dept really are getting me a chubby on "
3. "I've had enough of skinny women for now , it's like fucking a wish bone. I'm gonna get me a chubby one tonight "
by Burning blue soul February 22, 2017
A generic term for a gentleman to open and enthusiastically lick out the insides of a ladies 'vertical biscuit'.
Can sometimes be accompanied by dunking it in milk and saying mmmm mmmm a lot!!!
Can sometimes be accompanied by dunking it in milk and saying mmmm mmmm a lot!!!
"Hi sthephan"
"Hey man, what's wrong with your voice?"
"My tongue is thucked"
"Why, what's happened to you"
"I wath up all yethterday night opening an oreo!! Gunna give my puthy licking a retht for a few dayth now!!"
"Hey man, what's wrong with your voice?"
"My tongue is thucked"
"Why, what's happened to you"
"I wath up all yethterday night opening an oreo!! Gunna give my puthy licking a retht for a few dayth now!!"
by Burning blue soul January 15, 2017