A term to describe the uncontainable happiness of a human male shown in the proud stance of his genitalia.
"Terry, get your grandad off the dance floor please"
"He's not causing any harm mate, just throwing some shapes, leave him be"
"He's dancing with all the girls and he's got wood, he's gonna take someone's eye out with it"
"Fuck!! Not again"
"He's not causing any harm mate, just throwing some shapes, leave him be"
"He's dancing with all the girls and he's got wood, he's gonna take someone's eye out with it"
"Fuck!! Not again"
by Burning blue soul January 16, 2017
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An inexplicable throbbing 'diamond cutter' of an erection whilst driving, without any internal or external sexual encouragement or stimulation. The 'car cock' situation can arrive unannounced and last for an unspecified time frame that leaves the afflicted unable to extricate himself from the vehicle until he is back to a socially acceptable state (or until a willing passenger has "assisted" in reducing the inflammation).
This condition has also been known to occur as "doctors waiting room cock" and "about to stand up to make a speech in front of your work colleagues and management team cock" or very rarely as "about to meet the new girlfriends parents in a restaurant for the first time cock"
An inexplicable throbbing 'diamond cutter' of an erection whilst driving, without any internal or external sexual encouragement or stimulation. The 'car cock' situation can arrive unannounced and last for an unspecified time frame that leaves the afflicted unable to extricate himself from the vehicle until he is back to a socially acceptable state (or until a willing passenger has "assisted" in reducing the inflammation).
This condition has also been known to occur as "doctors waiting room cock" and "about to stand up to make a speech in front of your work colleagues and management team cock" or very rarely as "about to meet the new girlfriends parents in a restaurant for the first time cock"
"Im sorry kids, we cant sit inside Crunchy Fried Chicken today, we are gonna have to go to the drive thru......daddies got car cock"
by Burning blue soul January 08, 2017
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A covert way of drawing attention to a semen stain or residue on someone's clothing or body.
A covert way of drawing attention to a semen stain or residue on someone's clothing or body.
Elizabeth: "so Megan, it was wonderful to meet you and spend Xmas with you and Harry, even if you have spent most of your time in the bedroom".
Megan: "thank you, it has been really nice to meet you and Phillip also.
Elizabeth: "just one thing before you go...I suggest you visit the bathroom and wipe Harry's Happy Cream from your cheek, dear. The paparazzi will have you for fucking breakfast if you go out in that state".
Megan: "Yes ma'am"
Sandringham Palace December 2017
Megan: "thank you, it has been really nice to meet you and Phillip also.
Elizabeth: "just one thing before you go...I suggest you visit the bathroom and wipe Harry's Happy Cream from your cheek, dear. The paparazzi will have you for fucking breakfast if you go out in that state".
Megan: "Yes ma'am"
Sandringham Palace December 2017
by Burning blue soul December 28, 2017
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Can sometimes be accompanied by dunking it in milk and saying mmmm mmmm a lot!!!
Can sometimes be accompanied by dunking it in milk and saying mmmm mmmm a lot!!!
"Hi sthephan"
"Hey man, what's wrong with your voice?"
"My tongue is thucked"
"Why, what's happened to you"
"I wath up all yethterday night opening an oreo!! Gunna give my puthy licking a retht for a few dayth now!!"
"Hey man, what's wrong with your voice?"
"My tongue is thucked"
"Why, what's happened to you"
"I wath up all yethterday night opening an oreo!! Gunna give my puthy licking a retht for a few dayth now!!"
by Burning blue soul January 15, 2017
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by Burning blue soul January 16, 2017
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Also known as "throwing a wobbler"
Also known as "throwing a wobbler"
Husband "How is my wife Doctor? The nurse told me she has snapped a quim string"
Doctor "After the news you broke to her about missing your wedding anniversary to go on a fishing trip with your buddy's, I would say Katia is doing as well as can be expected. She has completely snapped her 3rd, 4th and 5th quim strings, 1 and 2 or hanging by a thread. It may be weeks...months even before re-attachment"
Doctor "After the news you broke to her about missing your wedding anniversary to go on a fishing trip with your buddy's, I would say Katia is doing as well as can be expected. She has completely snapped her 3rd, 4th and 5th quim strings, 1 and 2 or hanging by a thread. It may be weeks...months even before re-attachment"
by Burning blue soul February 28, 2017
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1. "Oh yeah! Oh..oh yeah..yeah...yeah..there, yeah...thats right, work it baby...work it..yeeeeaahh!!
by Burning blue soul March 27, 2017
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