Bungalow Bill 's definitions

bare bones

describing an item that has only the most basic and necessary features to it; strictly functional; utilitarian

I looked into getting an upgrade for my cell phone, told the sales rep I just wanted something bare bones (i.e. a unit strictly for making/receiving telephone calls).

turns out that's impossible these days, since even the most basic phones have cameras and mp3 players as standard features now!

by Bungalow Bill September 10, 2006

vumpus

A phonetic spelling of a more commonly known character and AI examplme, wumpus

Do not forget to vash your vumpus. Otherwise your vumpus will have a stench

by Bungalow Bill December 11, 2002

swine

An officer of the law. Negative connotation.

Yeah, that swine gave me a ticket for going 2 miles over the speed limit in Jacksonville!

by Bungalow Bill December 31, 2001

Advanced Power Management (APM)

Punch card power management

APM blows chunks!

by Bungalow Bill October 18, 2001

mixfused

a combination of being mixed up and confused.

Sugar violas? I'm mixfused.

by Bungalow Bill January 13, 2002

nekked

naked

I got a better idea. Let's go home, get nekked and make mad, passionate love.

by Bungalow Bill November 27, 2001

gf

shorthand for girlfriend.

Sorry, I already have plans with the gf tonight.

by Bungalow Bill February 16, 2002