bumfodder

Hold it, mate, the crapper's out of bumfodder.
by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
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Locking yourself in the bathroom and asking an intruder to please take what he wants and then leave your house.

Because people in Massachusetts are not allowed to defend their life, liberty, or property. This is based on the liberal notions that if we reason politely with criminals they will surely not harm us, and that defending ourselves lowers us to the level of the criminal. (Since liberals do not believe in levels of humanity, this is difficult to comprehend.)
Oh, goodness gracious, a Pachuco is breaking into our home! Everyone get into the bathroom! We're going to practice Massachusetts self-defense!
by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005
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granny gear

An extremely low first gear in a four-speed truck transmission. It is used for climbing steep hills, for moving slowly over bad terrain, or for driving slowly.
We drove to the top of Mount Bross (14,172 feet) in granny gear.
by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
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arrogant

1. Concerned with surface attributes only.

2. One of several adjectives that perfectly describes a yuppie or a soccer mom. See also vulgar, annoying, and shallow.
Trent is an arrogant yuppie who thinks he can drive safely while blathering into a cell phone.
by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005
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zoot suit

A suit worn by Pachuco boys when they stop hanging out on street corners and beating each other up, and go to a dance.
Raymond wore a zoot suit in public, and all decent people were outraged.
by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005
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russian roulette

A STUPID game of chance played with a partially-loaded REVOLVER.

The idiot cop who used an automatic pistol was playing Polish Roulette.
Six Crips sat around playing Russian Roulette, which is not a bad thing for Crips to do.
by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005
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brass monkey

A creature whose ass is continually at the upper limit of extreme cold.
It's colder than a brass monkey's ass.
by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005
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