crib

A very old expression for one's dwelling or place of residence.

Common for at least the last 160 years.

Come on over to my crib.

by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005

linguisa

A delicious sausage made by Portagees. The national sausage of Portugal.

Pronounced ling GWEE sa.

There's nothing better for breakfast than a platter of linguisa and roasted spuds.

by Bumkicker Slade May 07, 2005

mullet

A short form of the expression, blind mullet.

There's a mullet floatin around in your washing machine, Irma.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

Dead Indian

An empty liquor bottle.

After the party, a dozen dead Indians lay on the floor.

by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005

brass monkey

A creature whose ass is continually at the upper limit of extreme cold.

It's colder than a brass monkey's ass.

by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005

death penalty

The only appropriate penalty for kidnapping, murder, rape, terrorism, and other heinous crimes.

The only appropriate penalty for being a gang member. Crips, Bloods, Pachucos, and other gang members never mug another chump after capital punishment.

Capital punishment prevents greasy criminals from ever committing another crime.

by Bumkicker Slade May 07, 2005

poor man's piano

A bowl of beans.

Very old expression.

For dinner, William had a poor man's piano. After dinner, he seranaded the railroad gang.

by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005