Bumkicker Slade's definitions
by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005
Get the Arab Airplane Ticketmug. Automotive accessory installed by very stupid, anti-social, greasy-haired Pachuco boys in their cars. They do this for two reasons. First, it annoys decent people. Second, it will make them deaf as a post, and liberal politicians can offer Pachukes yet another entitlement, free hearing aids paid for by YOU and YOUR taxes.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
Get the whompermug. A phrase used by slackers to indicate complete apathy. A dire warning concerning the future of America.
Teacher: Who was Plato?
Slacker: Mickey Mouse's dog.
Teacher: No, he was a Greek philosopher.
Slacker: Whatever.
Slacker: Mickey Mouse's dog.
Teacher: No, he was a Greek philosopher.
Slacker: Whatever.
by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005
Get the whatevermug. 1. A preening, posing, drawling, shouting clown in a purple suit and a cowboy hat whose antics cause millions of people to hate Jesus Christ.
2. A bellowing, preening, money-grubbing hypocrite stereotyped by liberals as the typical Christian.
2. A bellowing, preening, money-grubbing hypocrite stereotyped by liberals as the typical Christian.
If the Lord Jesus Christ walked into the room, the televangelist would stop shouting, drawling, and grinning through his teeth, and fall on his face in silence.
by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005
Get the televangelistmug. A suit worn by Pachuco boys when they stop hanging out on street corners and beating each other up, and go to a dance.
by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005
Get the zoot suitmug. A STUPID game of chance played with a partially-loaded REVOLVER.
The idiot cop who used an automatic pistol was playing Polish Roulette.
The idiot cop who used an automatic pistol was playing Polish Roulette.
by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005
Get the russian roulettemug. It's colder than a brass monkey's ass.
by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005
Get the brass monkeymug.