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poor man's piano

A bowl of beans.

Very old expression.
For dinner, William had a poor man's piano. After dinner, he seranaded the railroad gang.
by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005
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spit

To expectorate.

This action is done by baseball pitchers to indicate that they are indeed on the mound.

It is done by inner city hoodlums as a sign of contempt, and as an indicator of their feeble intellect.

And it is done by cowboys as they gallantly open the door of a pickup truck for a lady.

As you walk past the open door of a public men's room, you can hear men hawking and spitting. As you walk past the open door of a public ladies' room, you cannot. Nobody has a good explanation of this phenomenon. Suffice it to say, spitting is a man's practice. Not even low life women spit much.
Pete opened the door of his pickup for Sara Sue. As she was getting out, he spit on the street between her feet. "Oh, such a gentleman," she said.
by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
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greasy spoon

A small cafe or beanery that serves fried and deep-fried foods. The food is often delicious and always bad for you.
The Dell Cafe is Castro Valley's oldest greasy spoon.
by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005
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zoot suit

A suit worn by Pachuco boys when they stop hanging out on street corners and beating each other up, and go to a dance.
Raymond wore a zoot suit in public, and all decent people were outraged.
by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005
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russian roulette

A STUPID game of chance played with a partially-loaded REVOLVER.

The idiot cop who used an automatic pistol was playing Polish Roulette.
Six Crips sat around playing Russian Roulette, which is not a bad thing for Crips to do.
by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005
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prance

What all good poofters do as they march in Poofters on Parade.
Bruce and Wilson are going to prance down Market Street again this year to celebrate Poofters on Parade.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
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barnyard Frisbee

A game played in a barnyard or a cow pasture, wherein participants hurl dessicated cow pies. The goal can be to attain the greatest distance, or to hit a specified target.

Compare with barnyard golf.
Linda Mae always beats Homer Bob when they play barnyard Frisbee.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
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