Bumkicker Slade's definitions

turd burglar

A person who reaches into another person's arse for fun or profit.

A corn-holing faggot.

Lionel is a perfect turd burglar.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

public school

An establishment, funded by money coerced from honest working stiffs, in which children are taught politically correct lies, faggoty agendas, and socialist bull crap.

Hillary Clinton knows what is best for me. I know this is true because I learned it in public school.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

prance

What all good poofters do as they march in Poofters on Parade.

Bruce and Wilson are going to prance down Market Street again this year to celebrate Poofters on Parade.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

punk

A cheap, petty hoodlum who woofs and brags a lot about how tough he is. He may may tattoos and a spiked collar to boost his ego. All show, no blow.

A gunsel.

Nothing shuts up a punk faster than a good, solid bust in the chops.

by Bumkicker Slade May 13, 2005

barnyard Frisbee

A game played in a barnyard or a cow pasture, wherein participants hurl dessicated cow pies. The goal can be to attain the greatest distance, or to hit a specified target.

Compare with barnyard golf.

Linda Mae always beats Homer Bob when they play barnyard Frisbee.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

Arab Airplane Ticket

A knife or a gun, or any weapon.

Abdul tried to use an Arab Airplane Ticket, but was jumped by five women and beaten senseless.

by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005

fart-knocker

A disreputable person with an odious personality.

Listen, you little fart-knocker, you open your mouth again and I'll feed you your arse.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005