Bumkicker Slade's definitions
An extremely low first gear in a four-speed truck transmission. It is used for climbing steep hills, for moving slowly over bad terrain, or for driving slowly.
by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
Get the granny gearmug. by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
Get the bumfoddermug. A suit worn by Pachuco boys when they stop hanging out on street corners and beating each other up, and go to a dance.
by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005
Get the zoot suitmug. A STUPID game of chance played with a partially-loaded REVOLVER.
The idiot cop who used an automatic pistol was playing Polish Roulette.
The idiot cop who used an automatic pistol was playing Polish Roulette.
by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005
Get the russian roulettemug. A small cafe or beanery that serves fried and deep-fried foods. The food is often delicious and always bad for you.
by Bumkicker Slade May 7, 2005
Get the greasy spoonmug. To expectorate.
This action is done by baseball pitchers to indicate that they are indeed on the mound.
It is done by inner city hoodlums as a sign of contempt, and as an indicator of their feeble intellect.
And it is done by cowboys as they gallantly open the door of a pickup truck for a lady.
As you walk past the open door of a public men's room, you can hear men hawking and spitting. As you walk past the open door of a public ladies' room, you cannot. Nobody has a good explanation of this phenomenon. Suffice it to say, spitting is a man's practice. Not even low life women spit much.
This action is done by baseball pitchers to indicate that they are indeed on the mound.
It is done by inner city hoodlums as a sign of contempt, and as an indicator of their feeble intellect.
And it is done by cowboys as they gallantly open the door of a pickup truck for a lady.
As you walk past the open door of a public men's room, you can hear men hawking and spitting. As you walk past the open door of a public ladies' room, you cannot. Nobody has a good explanation of this phenomenon. Suffice it to say, spitting is a man's practice. Not even low life women spit much.
Pete opened the door of his pickup for Sara Sue. As she was getting out, he spit on the street between her feet. "Oh, such a gentleman," she said.
by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
Get the spitmug. Automotive accessory installed by very stupid, anti-social, greasy-haired Pachuco boys in their cars. They do this for two reasons. First, it annoys decent people. Second, it will make them deaf as a post, and liberal politicians can offer Pachukes yet another entitlement, free hearing aids paid for by YOU and YOUR taxes.
by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005
Get the whompermug.