Affirmative Blaction

A government policy established by white liberal politicians who already have two incomes and won't be discommoded by not being able to get a job because they are white males.

A government policy that favors giving jobs and entitlements to NON white, NON male people because they are not white and not male, without regard to their real need. These policies are created by white liberals who want non-white people to vote for them. To keep getting these votes, the liberals MUST keep the non-white people in a subservient position.

I have been denied several jobs and a seat in a graduate program because of Affirmative Blaction.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

toad sticker

A bayonet. Common in the days of the War Between the States. Common in World War II.

A knife. Common since mid 19th century.

Emil carved up a Mun with his toad sticker.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

buttocks

The two halves of a heinie. Buns. Nalgas.

May be pronounced BYOU tocks.

Get yer buttocks outta here.

by Bumkicker Slade May 07, 2005

Dead Indian

An empty liquor bottle.

After the party, a dozen dead Indians lay on the floor.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

lunger

A thick wad of spittle dredged up from the bottom and expectorated in a public place.

Simon hacked a lunger in front of Miss Janelle's Dance Studio.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

Pierre le Toque

The toque-wearing, cigarette-smoking man pictured on a package of Zig Zag cigarette papers.

From toke, a puff or drag on a marijuana cigarette.

Also called Ziggy the Narc.

Common since the 1960s, and maybe earlier.

I gotta quit smoking this stuff. I saw Pierre le Toque truckin down the street.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

mule

The offspring of a mare and a jackass. Useful as a plough animal, and also a fine ride in rugged terrain. These creatures are almost always sterile. They have the coat of a horse and the voice of a donkey.

I do hope that Charles and Camilla do not breed a mule.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005