Bumkicker Slade's definitions

zoot suit

A suit worn by Pachuco boys when they stop hanging out on street corners and beating each other up, and go to a dance.

Raymond wore a zoot suit in public, and all decent people were outraged.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

brass monkey

A creature whose ass is continually at the upper limit of extreme cold.

It's colder than a brass monkey's ass.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

Massachusetts Self-Defense

Locking yourself in the bathroom and asking an intruder to please take what he wants and then leave your house.

Because people in Massachusetts are not allowed to defend their life, liberty, or property. This is based on the liberal notions that if we reason politely with criminals they will surely not harm us, and that defending ourselves lowers us to the level of the criminal. (Since liberals do not believe in levels of humanity, this is difficult to comprehend.)

Oh, goodness gracious, a Pachuco is breaking into our home! Everyone get into the bathroom! We're going to practice Massachusetts self-defense!

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

granny gear

An extremely low first gear in a four-speed truck transmission. It is used for climbing steep hills, for moving slowly over bad terrain, or for driving slowly.

We drove to the top of Mount Bross (14,172 feet) in granny gear.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

alligator clip

A spring-loaded, toothed metal clip resembling the jaws of an alligator. It is used to attach wires to terminals when testing electronic circuits. Some people use an alligator clip as a roach clip.

Bernie used an alligator clip to hold his reefer.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

Drop Trou Wllie

A President Clinton doll that drops trou.

I got a Drop Trou Willie for my daughter.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

shallow

1. Concerned with surface attributes only.

2. One of several adjectives that perfectly describes a yuppie or a soccer mom. See also vulgar, annoying, and arrogant.

Macgregor is a shallow soccer mom.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005