Bumkicker Slade's definitions

punk

A cheap, petty hoodlum who woofs and brags a lot about how tough he is. He may may tattoos and a spiked collar to boost his ego. All show, no blow.

A gunsel.

Nothing shuts up a punk faster than a good, solid bust in the chops.

by Bumkicker Slade May 13, 2005

Pope's Nose

A roasted turkey's rump.

At Thanksgiving dinner, my old Portagee Grandma always loved to eat the Pope's Nose.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

fartknocker

A totally disreputable person.

Common since the mid-1950s.

That yuppie boss of ours is a real fartknocker.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

fart-knocker

A disreputable person with an odious personality.

Listen, you little fart-knocker, you open your mouth again and I'll feed you your arse.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

fart knocker

A despicable person with no socially redeeming characteristics. A person who needs his arse kicked.

Bumkicker Slade gave that little fartknocker at the movie house a Melvin.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

bejabbers

Stuffing or tar. That which is knocked out of someone in a good, sound beating.

You say "John Kerry will never raise my taxes" again, and I'll wallop the bejabbers out of you.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

turd burglar

A person who reaches into another person's arse for fun or profit.

A corn-holing faggot.

Lionel is a perfect turd burglar.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005