Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Bumkicker Slade

the chewbacca defense

Johnny Cochrane's defense.

Don't worry about it. Johnny's dead.

If you play chess with Chewbacca, you must lose. That's the Chewbacca defense: Let the wookie win.

by Bumkicker Slade May 13, 2005

A person who sits in the bathtub and collects farts in bottles.

He does this by filling a bottle with water and, while holding the bottle underwater, displaces the water inside it with intestinal gas. The bottle should be capped quickly, then labeled with the born-on date and any other pertinant data.

This technique was invented by Eichler Stench in Castro Valley, California, in the mid-1950s. He had an amazing collection of bottles well into his forties. He often carried a bottle or two to fend off Pachuco boys who wanted to beat him up. When faced with a bottle of July 17, 1958, even the most vile and greasy-haired Pachuco would turn and run.

Eichler Stench was last seen in Pacific Palisades, California.

Eichler Stench was the most prolific twerp I've ever known. He once showed my son his impressive collection of bottled farts.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

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