Definitions by Bumkicker Slade

Affirmative Blaction 

A government policy established by white liberal politicians who already have two incomes and won't be discommoded by not being able to get a job because they are white males.

A government policy that favors giving jobs and entitlements to NON white, NON male people because they are not white and not male, without regard to their real need. These policies are created by white liberals who want non-white people to vote for them. To keep getting these votes, the liberals MUST keep the non-white people in a subservient position.

I have been denied several jobs and a seat in a graduate program because of Affirmative Blaction.

Affirmative Blaction by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

whitey whacker 

A hammer, tire iron, baseball bat, or other instrument used to bonk white guys on the head.

Compare to nigger knocker and honkie bonker.

Shauntay carries a whitey whacker inside his pimp overcoat.

whitey whacker by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

white paddy

A white guy. A caucasian gentleman.

Yo, white paddy, what yo be doin on our turf?

white paddy by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

honkie bonker 

A hammer, tire iron, baseball bat, or other instrument used to bonk white guys on the head.

Compare to nigger knocker and whitey whacker.

I carry a honkie bonker under the front seat of my Cadillac.

honkie bonker by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

mooch 

A sponge. A schnorrer. A person who shows up every evening at dinner time. A person who wants other people to pay his way.

Here's how we got rid of a mooch. We fed him dinner. After dinner, we called in the dog and let the dog lick our plates and silverware. Then we put the plates and silverware back in the cupboard. After the mooch left, we had to wash everything, but that schnorrer never came over again.

mooch by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

pirate's dream

A sunken chest. A women with undeveloped breasts.

Leticia is a pirate's dream!

pirate's dream by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

white sidewalls 

A haircut with large bare areas over the ears. A Mormon haircut.

Heber went to the barber and got his white sidewalls trimmed again.

white sidewalls by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005