Maggie's Drawers

A red flag raised at a military firing range to indicate that a shooter has missed the target.

I shot ten rounds and all I got was Maggie's Drawers.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

thumb your nose

A sign of derision made by putting your thumb on your nose and wiggling your fingers. Guaranteed to offend soccer moms and yuppie pigs. Pachucos and Crips think it's your gang sign, but never mind them because they are idiots and sissies.

To cock a snook.

Bertha thumbed her nose at the cop.

by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005

alligator clip

A spring-loaded, toothed metal clip resembling the jaws of an alligator. It is used to attach wires to terminals when testing electronic circuits. Some people use an alligator clip as a roach clip.

Bernie used an alligator clip to hold his reefer.

by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005

slop chute

A urinal in a men's rest room.

Hey, man, let me at that slop chute. My back teeth are floating.

by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005

scrounge

To obtain something by means of clever and resourceful investigation and surreptitious action. The careful and prudent scrounger never reveals his sources, or whether the scrounged object was stolen or merely liberated from its surroundings.

A scrounger is an important and valued person in prison camps, jails, and college dormatories.

The Captain sent Sergeant Bates out to scrounge for a camera and some film.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

mountain money

Toilet paper. Bumf. Bumfodder. Arse wipe.

You would know why if you were out in the mountains and didn't have any.

Don't forget to bring the mountain money.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

Jeez Orz

An exclamation uttered by a rural American person. Simiar to saying "Holy Cow!" or "Oy Gevalt!"

"Jeez Orz, Slim, will you look at the traces on that mule!"

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005