Definitions by Bumkicker Slade

whomper

Automotive accessory installed by very stupid, anti-social, greasy-haired Pachuco boys in their cars. They do this for two reasons. First, it annoys decent people. Second, it will make them deaf as a post, and liberal politicians can offer Pachukes yet another entitlement, free hearing aids paid for by YOU and YOUR taxes.

The greasy-haired Pachuco cruised through the neighborhood with his whompers blasting.

whomper by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

Affirmative Blaction 

A government policy established by white liberal politicians who already have two incomes and won't be discommoded by not being able to get a job because they are white males.

A government policy that favors giving jobs and entitlements to NON white, NON male people because they are not white and not male, without regard to their real need. These policies are created by white liberals who want non-white people to vote for them. To keep getting these votes, the liberals MUST keep the non-white people in a subservient position.

I have been denied several jobs and a seat in a graduate program because of Affirmative Blaction.

Affirmative Blaction by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

honkie bonker 

A hammer, tire iron, baseball bat, or other instrument used to bonk white guys on the head.

Compare to nigger knocker and whitey whacker.

I carry a honkie bonker under the front seat of my Cadillac.

honkie bonker by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

whitey whacker 

A hammer, tire iron, baseball bat, or other instrument used to bonk white guys on the head.

Compare to nigger knocker and honkie bonker.

Shauntay carries a whitey whacker inside his pimp overcoat.

whitey whacker by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

white paddy

A white guy. A caucasian gentleman.

Yo, white paddy, what yo be doin on our turf?

white paddy by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

whitewall 

A tire with a white stripe around it, found on Cadillacs and other cars driven by spade cats.

Leroy done bought him a set o whitewall tires.

whitewall by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

white sidewalls 

A haircut with large bare areas over the ears. A Mormon haircut.

Heber went to the barber and got his white sidewalls trimmed again.

white sidewalls by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005