thumb your nose

A sign of derision made by putting your thumb on your nose and wiggling your fingers. Guaranteed to offend soccer moms and yuppie pigs. Pachucos and Crips think it's your gang sign, but never mind them because they are idiots and sissies.

To cock a snook.
Bertha thumbed her nose at the cop.
by Bumkicker Slade April 25, 2005
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alligator clip

A spring-loaded, toothed metal clip resembling the jaws of an alligator. It is used to attach wires to terminals when testing electronic circuits. Some people use an alligator clip as a roach clip.
Bernie used an alligator clip to hold his reefer.
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005
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slop chute

A urinal in a men's rest room.
Hey, man, let me at that slop chute. My back teeth are floating.
by Bumkicker Slade April 30, 2005
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scrounge

To obtain something by means of clever and resourceful investigation and surreptitious action. The careful and prudent scrounger never reveals his sources, or whether the scrounged object was stolen or merely liberated from its surroundings.

A scrounger is an important and valued person in prison camps, jails, and college dormatories.
The Captain sent Sergeant Bates out to scrounge for a camera and some film.
by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
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mountain money

Toilet paper. Bumf. Bumfodder. Arse wipe.

You would know why if you were out in the mountains and didn't have any.
Don't forget to bring the mountain money.
by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
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Jeez Orz

An exclamation uttered by a rural American person. Simiar to saying "Holy Cow!" or "Oy Gevalt!"
"Jeez Orz, Slim, will you look at the traces on that mule!"
by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005
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home school

A home-centered education run by a child's parents, rather than by the government. The parents pay taxes to the government to pay for public school, and they pay far more for books and other materials to educate their own children.

Home-school children learn reading, writing, and arithmetic. They learn correct grammar, spelling, and punctuation. They learn real science and real political science. They do NOT learn politically correct ideas, socialist ideas, or faggoty ideas, all of which are taught to kids in public school.

Home-schooled children tend to score higher on national tests. They are enculturated just as easily as public school children.

In class, home-schooled children are not interupted by young Pachuco children or other disruptive junior hoodlums. They learn independent thinking, and are never lifelong slaves to groupthink and the group mentality foisted on other children by public schools.
My home-schooled kids know how to read real literature at high grade levels. But they never learn that, when a white man and a black man apply for a job, the boss should hire the black man.
by Bumkicker Slade May 11, 2005
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