25 definitions by Bum Stigity Bum

diarretard

Someone who has shit their brains out.

-Is Justin still on the bowl?
-Yeah, and he's unresponsive.
-Maybe he's finally gone full diarretard.

by Bum Stigity Bum February 13, 2010

Picassbro

your only artistic friend, the token artsy guy

-hey whose scarf is this?
-oh thats just my picassbro's

by Bum Stigity Bum November 8, 2010

homelette

An omelette made by homeless people. Usually fried in lard on an aluminum garbage can lid over a trash fire. Ingredients include rotten eggs and any of the following: stale bread crusts, canned beans, chopped up hot dogs, roadkill.

-damn I've got the hooch munchies again.
-I found some old eggs, lets make a homelette.
-*vomits on self*

by Bum Stigity Bum February 20, 2011

homoment

when you have a gay moment with someone that quickly passes

-Eric, I think I love you.
-WTF?
-Oh sorry, just having a homoment.

by Bum Stigity Bum November 10, 2010

C======3

An emoticon for a penis

(What follows is a textversation)
- eff you
- C======3

by Bum Stigity Bum February 4, 2011

road sheath

a sock you beat off into while driving

-honey, whats this one sock doing on the backseat of your car?
-oh, that's just my road sheath, you should put it down now.

by Bum Stigity Bum December 2, 2010

Afbro

A black friend of a white, asian, or hispanic guy. Could be the token black guy that people are seeking out to complete their social circle. Lends credibility to someone trying not to appear racist.

-I can't make it, I'm going bowling with my Afbro.
-You have an Afbro? Since when?
-Since I started keeping it real. Your crew is whiter than Crisco.
-Damn, I just got served.

by Bum Stigity Bum February 13, 2010