The act of ejaculating in a chicks butt, dipping your index finger in and having a good swirl (best done left handed). After mixing in the bung hole for a while, you remove your finger now basted in the semen entrenched fecal potion. This is done doggie style so the chick is clueless when you reach around and stick your index finger in her mouth and give her a good Polish tooth whitening. Finish off by wiping your dick on her curtains.
When money is tight or you are too cheap to by generic whitening strips, it's always prudent to give your girlfriend with discolored teeth a good old fashion Polish Tooth Whitening the next time she gets a rogering from behind.
by Bugsy McDingle November 20, 2012
Get the Polish Tooth Whitening mug.A group of friends get together and target the outcast of the group by diverting his attention then take turns urinating and defecating all over his vehicle. Special attention is paid to glass surfaces, door handles, and fresh air intake. Plausible deniability comes into play when the friend returns to find his car dripping with urine and covered in unintelligible messages written in poo. The group unanimously blames the mess on the neighbors service monkey.
Dude, looks like you just got a Polish Car Wash. Who did you piss off and how you gonna clean that turd out from under the door handle?
by Bugsy McDingle November 27, 2012
Get the Polish Car Wash mug.Find a large rectangular casserole dish. Layer two inches of Ranch Style beans with chopped onion combined with a jar of minced garlic and a dozen chopped hard boiled eggs. Puree a pound of boiled brussel sprouts with heavy cream and spread over the beans. Brown a pound of spicy breakfast sausage and layer over the puree. Prepare one box of Stove Top cornbread stuffing and layer on top. Garnish with anything that looks creative and causes gas.
If people are reluctant to try the Gasserole, you may puree the dish in a blender and serve in one of those cool looking sombrero hat style chip and dip plates. Guaranteed to liven things up in the office.
If people are reluctant to try the Gasserole, you may puree the dish in a blender and serve in one of those cool looking sombrero hat style chip and dip plates. Guaranteed to liven things up in the office.
We were supposed to have another boring pot luck dinner at work so I made a Gasserole to inflate the fun factor.
by Bugsy McDingle December 07, 2012
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