Bud E Love's definitions

ultimate embrace

1. This position is not simple sex, it’s true lovemaking in the complete sense of the word. Begin with the female on top position. The woman should sit up straight and get comfortable. Now, the man sits up with her, holding her in his arms and she holding him. Now the important part: do nothing. Don’t move, just look at each other, hold each other or talk lovingly to one another. Kiss for a while, laugh, close your eyes. For the next while, just enjoy the feeling of ultimate closeness and tenderness. Those deeply in love will relish this one the most.

Once we were married we truly enjoyed the ultimate embrace.

by Bud E Love May 16, 2003

nutters

1. an angry baby squirrel that attacks when provoked.

Dale screamed like a little school girl when Nutters the teeny, tiny baby squirrel ran up his leg.

by Bud E Love May 15, 2003

7-11

1. alternate term for opne 24 hours a day, seven days a week.

Dude, that ho is open like 7-11.

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

biggie

1. fatty
2. big bitch
3. fat chick

Whew, look at that biggie rolling out of McDonalds!

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

clean house

1. to win big at gambling
2. to empty a place, such as killing everyone or farting so bad it drives everyone out
3. a huge crap that pretty much puts your bowels on E (empty)

I fully cleaned house with the crap I just took.

by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

vertical smile

1. an ass crack
2. too moon someone

While Rich was driving I gave her a look from my vertical smile.

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

mexicorn

Slang for a person of Hispanic orig. specifically Mexico.
Also see: Corn

Damn, that Mexicorn can sure pick lettuce.

by Bud E Love May 2, 2003