Bud E Love's definitions

Belt

1. typically a leather strap used to tighten pants
2. to smack or hit someone
3. to have a belt - is to drink a swig of hard alcohol
4. a wide path i.e. bible belt

I will belt you upside your head if you look at my ladies teats one more time!

by Bud E Love May 7, 2003

San Jo

1. Short for San Jose, CA.

LEts trip down to San Jo for some dime bags and shit.

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

whorish

1. adj. to describe some one a slutty, or like a whore
2. chubby teens in clothes too tight that makes them look like a sausage busting out of the casing.

Carla is looking a bit whorish today with that half shirt coving her belly - whouldn;t that thing be flat?!!?!

by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

villiage idiot

1. a half retarded man-boy who has ill fitting clothes due to his large size and a very small hat.
2. well meaning but stupid fuck
3. a dumbass

Glen was obviously the villiage idiot due to the very small hat he wore and the large amount of drool he produced.

by Bud E Love May 16, 2003

Stinky Weaselteats

Hello, boys and girls. This is your old pal, Stinky Weaselteats. *
This is a song about a whale. No! This is a song about being happy!
That's right! It's the Happy Happy Joy Joy song!

chorus
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!

I don't think you're happy enough! That's right! I'll teach you to
be happy! I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs! Now, boys and
girls, let's try it again!

chorus

If'n you aint the grandaddy of all liars! The little critters of
nature... They don't know that they're ugly! That's very funny, a
fly marrying a bumblebee! I told you I'd shoot! But you didn't
believe me! Why didn't you believe me?!

chorus without last line
Happy Happy Happy Happy
Happy Happy Happy Happy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!

Stinky Weaselteats was a fine character on Ren and Stimpy.

by Bud E Love May 15, 2003

cabbage patch snatch

1. self desciptive, vaginal lips so used and nasty they look like cabbage leaves.
2. A whore's pussy

I hear Christina has a cabbage patch snatch.

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003

blow hole

1. mouth
2. ass hole

I blew chunks out of my blow hole.

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003