scat porn

1. typically a Japanese porn delicacy, sex involved with fecal matter.
2. naked women taking a dump
3. porn in which someone shits into someone elses mouth

Moe loves scat porn as much as he likes beastiality porn.

by Bud E Love May 15, 2003

tardness

1. In reference to being retarded, level of retardedness

Mike, let's compare our tardness of adding definitions to the urban dictionary.

by Bud E Love May 05, 2003

Half

1. use with other words whenever you pass a half-way house or foster home for multiple children.

Mike, we're HALF way there and I'm hankering for a HALF sammich with a HALF glass of milk.

by Bud E Love May 05, 2003

San Jo

1. Short for San Jose, CA.

LEts trip down to San Jo for some dime bags and shit.

by Bud E Love May 05, 2003

Belt

1. typically a leather strap used to tighten pants
2. to smack or hit someone
3. to have a belt - is to drink a swig of hard alcohol
4. a wide path i.e. bible belt

I will belt you upside your head if you look at my ladies teats one more time!

by Bud E Love May 07, 2003

evolution of man

1. a poo or epic proportions; very long and typically unbroken poo that starts in the drain and works its way up to the edge of the water in the toilet.
2. poo that looks like it is crawling its way out

I laid a piece of pipe that looked like the evolution of man!

by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

lo mein

1. reference to a woman's labia or outer vagina.

I wonder how Ginger's lo mein is looking after all these years?

by Bud E Love May 06, 2003