Blasphemy

Absurd due to the fact that it is too awesome/true for that of the ignorant ones to understand.

"I don’t believe in God. He never talks to me like he does to those other lesser followers of him within the Bible."
"Be cautious, lone sheep. God talks to me everyday, so that in which you speak of is blasphemy."

by Bucket Life October 16, 2007

Emotional

An odd state of confusion, usually resulting in either some form of mania or depression. Though, many people say these cannot possibly exist. A human does not "feel", as they are incapable of doing so. Basically, "emotional" is a word spawned by an evil imagination of dark fantasy.

Speaking the word itself is a taboo for men within America.

"Emotional? Isn't that that one kid who cries and listens to bad music?"

by Bucket Life October 16, 2007

Star Wars

Historical Event: The Space Race (sub-event of The Cold War); during the years after WW2, this began when "Sputnik" was launched by Russia. Hence, "Star Wars" because the Russians launched a star into the sky to blot out the sun and start an Ice Age (hence "The Cold War").

"Mommy, what is Star Wars?"
"Shut up."

by Bucket Life October 16, 2007

Shorthand

Noun: A term used for "The Lazy Bastard" writing style which originated in America.

"u r gr8!"
"PLEASE stop the terrible shorthand, because you don't say, 'Grrr with a number eight' when in a real conversation do you? That is, if you are ever OFF the Internet?!"

by Bucket Life October 16, 2007

Phat

Adjective: A word that grotesquely large people use to describe themselves so they feel clever, witty, and funnier than that of one who is at an envied weight.

"GOD DAMN! You are one PHAT lard."
"You said it, baby! I'm BACONLICIOUS!"

by Bucket Life October 16, 2007

AIM

Acronym: Affective Indescribable Malignancy. This is a label for when an evil force, such as a cancerous tumor, gains life and separates from the body to kill the masses.

"My AIM is a pain in the ass!"

by Bucket Life October 16, 2007

LOL

Acronym: "Lint of Light". The most powerful weapon of online games. This is usually in lowercase, but in uppercase for more emphasis.

"lol?"
"LOL! runzorz 4 ur lives!”

by Bucket Life October 16, 2007