penguins

The only species to survive the next ice age. They caught Harrison Ford with his pants around his ankles and sent him back in time. Now they're making him build gigantic ice machines that drop gigantic ice cubes into the sea until the world freezes over.

Penguins may look innocent and non-threatening, even cute, but they cannot be trusted!

by Bubba Zanetti April 24, 2005

maggot taxi

In some parts of Australia, a maggot taxi is a sheep. For those of you who are not familiar with flystrike in sheep, a bluebottle fly will lay its eggs on a vulnerable part of a sheep, that will hatch as maggots, and unceremoniously eat the poor thing alive. This is particularly common in thewarmer months of the year , especially after a patch of humid weather.

We've gotta get those maggot taxis in fore mulesing

by Bubba Zanetti September 28, 2018

sharpie

Anyone in a service or a business who is not respectable.

I needed a new radiator. They wanted to charge me $800. I called another place and they said $200. What a bunch of sharpies.

by Bubba Zanetti April 5, 2005

naff

Sucky. Crap. Plato would say it is something very low from its ideal form.

That car is so naff, it doesn't have a reverse and it backfires.

by Bubba Zanetti April 5, 2005

Two dicks

Two dicks is something you call a bloke (normally a young bloke) who does dumb things. The logic behind the name is that the recipient is so silly, he must have two dicks, because he is way too stupid to be playing with just one.

"Hey two dicks, come here for a second".

"Why do you keep calling me that?"

"Because only a total idiot would put steak on the BBQ without turning it on"...

by Bubba Zanetti February 7, 2020