bandwagoneer

Someone who says or shows themselves to be a fan of a team who has won and gone to the bigtime, or, someone famous who recently died, though they had shown no support for them prior.
After the team won the championship,
the bandwagoneer bought their merchandise and told everybody how great a fan he was and how they "go back a long way."
by Bubba Zanetti March 31, 2005
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maggot taxi

In some parts of Australia, a maggot taxi is a sheep. For those of you who are not familiar with flystrike in sheep, a bluebottle fly will lay its eggs on a vulnerable part of a sheep, that will hatch as maggots, and unceremoniously eat the poor thing alive. This is particularly common in thewarmer months of the year , especially after a patch of humid weather.
We've gotta get those maggot taxis in fore mulesing
by Bubba Zanetti September 28, 2018
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sharpie

Anyone in a service or a business who is not respectable.
I needed a new radiator. They wanted to charge me $800. I called another place and they said $200. What a bunch of sharpies.
by Bubba Zanetti April 05, 2005
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Two dicks

Two dicks is something you call a bloke (normally a young bloke) who does dumb things. The logic behind the name is that the recipient is so silly, he must have two dicks, because he is way too stupid to be playing with just one.
"Hey two dicks, come here for a second".

"Why do you keep calling me that?"

"Because only a total idiot would put steak on the BBQ without turning it on"...
by Bubba Zanetti February 07, 2020
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naff

Sucky. Crap. Plato would say it is something very low from its ideal form.
That car is so naff, it doesn't have a reverse and it backfires.
by Bubba Zanetti April 05, 2005
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