Bubba's definitions

ex-wife

exwife n : a woman who formerly complained about her husband hunting.

A particular man's wife.

A stand to hold up a archery target.

My ex-wife made good sausage. She was really tasty.

by Bubba February 18, 2003

Does the carpet match the drapes?

A question used to indicate the belief that a woman's hair is dyed. "Carpet" being the pubic hair and "drapes" being the hair on her head.

"Check out that hot blonde over there. Do you think the carpet matches the drapes?"

by bubba May 5, 2004

spit roasted ass ho

A cheap male prostitute who has to 'work both holes' to make ends meet.

Jim is a spit roasted ass ho, and he likes it

by Bubba November 21, 2003

voldermortist

An extremely angry young man infatuated with Gothic culture. One with latent homosexual desires. The Ghey.

Voldermortist is raging homo

by Bubba May 13, 2005

Fiesta

A small economy car that is popular in Europe and/or other poor or liberal hell holes.

Billy drives a Fiesta and he is a communist.

by bubba November 13, 2003

sherriff

A type of Chav found in Rushden. Conversation topics are limited to turbo's and 'baggsying'. Rumoured to use a local currency called 'Stones'.

I'd be in trouble if I was more specific.

by Bubba October 18, 2004

Shit tub

made up in my auto tech shop by tim to mean me. a tub of shit. tim is a douche bag.

"hey shit tub" (I look) "tim u douche"

by Bubba December 25, 2004