Bt's definitions

KIT

That bitchin' ass talking car from Knight Rider

Holy fucking shit, that bitchin' ass car from Knight Rider can talk!

by bt June 28, 2003

schlort

A very very small tube steak. opposite of schlong.

HAHAHAHA, Jimmy-Bob-Joe just got pantsed and we all saw his little schlort.

by bt February 27, 2003

fist to cuffs

1. Getting in a rumble with somebody and fighting like a johnny hardcore!

2. Fisting a girl other than your wife when your are on lunch in your business suit with nice white cuffs.

1. Me and the fag went fist to cuffs. He pulled my hair and slapped me so I kicked him square in the junk.

2. I was out having an affair the other day at lunch and the girl got all kinky, she mad me go fist to cuffs and I got blood on my fucking shirt. My wife is gonnawanna go fist to cuffs when she finds out.

by bt February 28, 2003

nudge her and fudge her

The act of trying to wake your partner up in the middle of the night for sex. When she doesnt wake up, you ass blast her any who.

My fucking wife wouldnt wake up last night so I had to nudge her and fudge her. When I was done I realized she was dead.

by bt February 27, 2003

ass banger

I like guys to do this to me

Are you an ass banger? pump me in the pooper!

by bt February 21, 2003

tits on a bull

Used as an epresion of uselessness.

Goddamn It John, your wife gives some killer cone, other than that shes as useless as tits on a bull fuck.

by bt February 27, 2003

bonerific

1. The most fantastic boner you have ever popped.

2. The coolest thing you have ever seen.

1. After the ninja popped the biggest boner he had ever seen, bigger than the biggest, blackest boner, he wailed on his guitar and said "That was fucking bonerific"

2. YO, I was choking off the other night and I hit my fucking ceiling. It was boooooonerrrrrifiic!

by bt March 13, 2003