Bryant's definitions

Farmington

A term most often associated with Paradise. A place where the beer flows like wine, where there isn't a female bust smaller than a c-cup and where everyone can get laid. (Except of course those who've lived in New Lennox)

Gorgeous girl #1:
Can you believe they're taking us to farmington?! I'm getting so hot just thinking about it.

Gorgeous girl #2
The biggest c*ck I'd ever seen was in Farmington and I'm not talking about the roosters!

by Bryant September 12, 2003

Nick

Utah word for a "Chad"

That guy's a total Nick. Here he comes to talk to your girlfriend.

by Bryant September 1, 2008

drok

when you are talking to a very sweet and pretty girl, trying to say that you are a "dork" and you screw up and instead of "dork" you put "drok".

reference: see "dork"

i am such a DROK....dangit i mean DORK

by bryant May 13, 2005

dumbfuqanitish

one who suffers from sever dumbness

I am sorry to inform you bryant that you suffer from the worst case of dumbfuqanitis I have ever seen

by bryant March 13, 2003

detentionlicious

1:When your teacher gives you a detention for saying "cheetahlicious" one too many times.
2:Not cool.
3:risky.

1: After I said "cheetahlicious" enough times, my teacher gave me a detentionlicious.
2:Damn, that wipeout was detentionlicious.
3:That's a very detentionlicious stunt you pulled there!

by Bryant December 4, 2004

Dragostea Din Xcez

A video done to O-Zone's Dragostea Din Tei by the "Backstreet Bejs" a group of three men who display intimacy toward each other (and pretty much hit on whoever is watching the video), and also play with rubber penises during the video. It's filename is Klip.wmv, was partially an inspiration to an anime video done to the same song.

I watched the Dragostea Din Xcez video and laughed my ass off.

by Bryant November 23, 2004

five alarm chili

Nickname for a real hot and crazy gangstar in the nejghborhood. Generally someone who talks a lot and is known for his "hot-n-spicy" wit.

Yo, five alarm chili was like "Julian's ride would be a dope ride to pull some poon in, that is if he wasn't rockin it."

by bryant October 22, 2004