Definitions by Bryan Gilbreath
inaporkriate
A: Wow, I cannot believe how absolutely fat you've become. You are truly a huge lardass!
B: Why, thank you for noticing! Please, before you make one more 'inaporkriate' comment, pass me that tub of butter.
B: Why, thank you for noticing! Please, before you make one more 'inaporkriate' comment, pass me that tub of butter.
inaporkriate by Bryan Gilbreath December 4, 2009
nagnify
A: Why don't you bury those bodies deeper so it doesn't stink up our crawlspace so much!?
B: Sheesh, have you ever tried digging under a house before? How about you shutting your yap and not 'nagnify' the situation!
B: Sheesh, have you ever tried digging under a house before? How about you shutting your yap and not 'nagnify' the situation!
nagnify by Bryan Gilbreath October 1, 2009
fagnify
A hyperexamination of someone elses behavior or utterance that usually results in wrongly establishing a determination of their sexual preference.
A: Wow, that guy sure seems like he's a little too interested in musicals.
B: Sheesh dude, a fella wears women's undergarments to work a few times and you gotta go and 'fagnify' the situation. Why don't you lighten up already?
B: Sheesh dude, a fella wears women's undergarments to work a few times and you gotta go and 'fagnify' the situation. Why don't you lighten up already?
fagnify by Bryan Gilbreath October 1, 2009
slaprehensive
A: Dude! That was so cool when you backhanded the boss! Too bad you lost your job.
B: Thanks! At first I was a bit 'slaprehensive'. But then I remembered what an ass he is. It was totally worth it!
B: Thanks! At first I was a bit 'slaprehensive'. But then I remembered what an ass he is. It was totally worth it!
slaprehensive by Bryan Gilbreath September 23, 2009
Enragement ring
A piece of jewelry, typically a ring, that is purchased for a girlfriend in an effort to make her happy after you have made her angry.
A: Wow, your girlfriend is pretty pissed that you were out all night and didn't call her. What are you going to do?
B: Yeah, you're right, she's pretty mad. I might have to buy her an 'enragement ring' to smooth things over.
B: Yeah, you're right, she's pretty mad. I might have to buy her an 'enragement ring' to smooth things over.
Enragement ring by Bryan Gilbreath September 8, 2009
sighsmike activity
Rumblings caused by the heavy sighs that eminate from a supervisor's (name should be Mike) area during his stressing out over employee productivity.
A: Sheesh, there seems to be a lot of "sighsmike activity" today.
B: Yeah, I know, I think the Ted-tonic plates shifted a little bit earlier. Be on the lookout for a Sue-nami!
B: Yeah, I know, I think the Ted-tonic plates shifted a little bit earlier. Be on the lookout for a Sue-nami!
sighsmike activity by Bryan Gilbreath August 28, 2009
saudi quattro
Another name for a Hummer or Range Rover or similar, high dollar SUV that may, or may not, be suitable for harsh dessert terrain.
a: Dude, did you see that behemoth SUV that twit drove to the party last night? What the hell was that, a Hummer?
b: No dude, that was a Saudi Quattro!
b: No dude, that was a Saudi Quattro!
saudi quattro by Bryan Gilbreath August 28, 2009