38 definitions by Bryan Gilbreath
A: Ohhhh, I just love the fabric and the color of that new dress! It really does wonders hiding all sorts of things!
B: Don’t ‘fatronize’ me!
B: Don’t ‘fatronize’ me!
by Bryan Gilbreath February 4, 2011
T: Wow, that chick can simultaneously sing, juggle with one hand and perform complex mathematical equations with the other hand. She must be some kind of prodigy!
B: Nah man, she's not a prodigy, she's a 'broadigy'!
B: Nah man, she's not a prodigy, she's a 'broadigy'!
by Bryan Gilbreath February 10, 2009
Husband: That's it, I've had it! If that kitchen is not clean within the next half hour I'll never have sex with you again!
Wife: Uh-huh, right.... You can't make it a week. Sounds like you just issued a 'bulltimatum'.
Wife: Uh-huh, right.... You can't make it a week. Sounds like you just issued a 'bulltimatum'.
by Bryan Gilbreath April 19, 2011
Another name for a Hummer or Range Rover or similar, high dollar SUV that may, or may not, be suitable for harsh dessert terrain.
a: Dude, did you see that behemoth SUV that twit drove to the party last night? What the hell was that, a Hummer?
b: No dude, that was a Saudi Quattro!
b: No dude, that was a Saudi Quattro!
by Bryan Gilbreath August 28, 2009
Wow, everyone here is freaking out cuz this project is due tomorrow. It's a real 'stresstival around here.
by Bryan Gilbreath August 28, 2009
An agreement that, after the holiday season is over, one will cease to indulge in the consumption of excessive sweets.
A: OMG, I think I've gained 35 pounds since Thanksgiving!
B: You're right, you've become quite obese. We need to make a 'fudge pact' that will put a stop to all this overeating.
B: You're right, you've become quite obese. We need to make a 'fudge pact' that will put a stop to all this overeating.
by Bryan Gilbreath December 24, 2010
Rumblings caused by the heavy sighs that eminate from a supervisor's (name should be Mike) area during his stressing out over employee productivity.
A: Sheesh, there seems to be a lot of "sighsmike activity" today.
B: Yeah, I know, I think the Ted-tonic plates shifted a little bit earlier. Be on the lookout for a Sue-nami!
B: Yeah, I know, I think the Ted-tonic plates shifted a little bit earlier. Be on the lookout for a Sue-nami!
by Bryan Gilbreath August 28, 2009